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I am ex-el-tronics greatest MC Sat here drinking a cup of tea Hollyoaks is on my girlfriends TV I don't watch that though cos it's shit. |
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suck my cock and suck it good my shoes are dirty it was the mud |
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*backflips in to a sick pose* I aint sucking that cock It's covered in cheese Cheddar's not my thing Give me a gas mask please? |
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now listen up bitch i got no itch but my ball's are scarred from stitch just give it a lick,i wish you were named mitch |
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Mitch aint my name You can call me Sam I'm off to the shops to buy a bit of ham (really) |
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go with shoulder its sure to please if that don't work wear it on ya knee's |
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now hold on holmes stop your illin' desease which one of you fuckers knows that midget called Denise? |
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i know denise shes sure to please only 4 ft tall with an ass like a wall |
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when i see freqy my penis gets leaky i wanna take a bath with his orby av |
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sup x-l-tronic yo i gotta intrude cuz im a badass motherfucker im metallicadude dont mess with me or your gonna get smacked yo dj! smack that kids ass... literallty |
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(auto tuned ) What's with all that rude attituuuuddeeeee you boys know we shall all hold each others dick and stop being such pricks you knowwww you knowwwww love is the wayyyy to goooo, to goooo let's hold each others diiiickkkks yeahhh it's no time to be so damn pruuude... |
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ep! Dyah, good to mad dem bwoiiiiii Gi dem a box, gi dem a box Gi dem a box, gi dem a box Gi dem a box, gi dem a box Gi dem a box, gi dem a box Gi dem di whip now, gi dem di whip Gi dem di whip, gi dem di whip We nah switch, gi dem di whip Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu me fassy dem |
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NUH FASSY MAN TEK ME BU BUBUH BU BU BU BUHHHH |
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BUBUH BU BU BU BUHHHH BaBaH Ba Ba Ba BaHHHH just fucking around cheers i log out |
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white people cant/shouldnt rap |
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Jamaar is a batty man rider |
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Shut up and dance. |
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you got the chance so now come on lets go ..the beat to flow yeah the beat to flow. Lets go. |
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now muthafuckas get ill when they take a dope pill. they listen to my rhymes cause i'm all about the ril. you could look me up, then you could get your fill i be chillin like the cat hangin on the windowsill - now fuckers get ill they take a dope pill they listen to my rhymes i'm all about the rill you can listen now and later on you get the bill i'll be sellin vibes that will stimulate yet chill put my record in and you eat is like a meal. eat em like the grains that are coming out the mill. |
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Check out my |
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dont fuckabout blud dont get silly im so cool i make th fridge get chilly |
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all up in da butt my hair all full of nut twinkies got what i need i just put em in my gut hang out at pizza hut buy a cola for a slut order a pie with extra cheese put a breadstick up your butt |
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i got VD on cock and knee hurts like fuck when i pee |
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juicy loosy goosy woosey check my style |
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what the beat what what the beat |
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Obaras bustin rhymes Hes the latest one to join the x-l-tronic posse We love to grab our groins Theres yoyoyoyo Hes got rhythm don't you know Hanal has a cheesy dick That we'd all love to blow Glasse has a head Thats full of dope beats Him and Ampi Max Serve up audio treats MD_Geist has the balls To record instead of write -crazone pops the baddest shapes Late in to the night Recycle doesn't think That white people can rap But then larn busts in To disprove that crap Mohamed and Jamaar Sitting in a tree They rap about what matters To you and me While Benito auto tuned Sings to Metallicadude These two fly chaps can rap Without needing to be rude Thatne has an itch That only rap can scratch And gingalings the cream To put a stop to that Last but not least We have a man named Fah Who has the rap skills To be a superstar Theres no one left to talk about No one left to say hello So do the right thing Step back and let us flow |
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my god,good grief the bar is raised i feel a contract coming either that or we commit some crimes and in prison get a good bumming |
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my dick is hard my dick is long i give it to your sister i give it to your mom i give it to your aunt i give it to your niece my dick is hard my dick is long would she like a piece |
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a piece of shit is what do i think when i'm on the seat it won't come down |
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Ice cream is meant to be licked up Chocolate chip, nutty nut, you know whatsup Fuckin fruit-booter bitch think you was smart I can drink 5 40s 30 seconds apart Bustin through bitches like it's no big deal. don't look at me, when i eat my happy meals Cuz when the sky is gray, i be sittin on clouds must be in a storm cuz it's so damn loud realize, i am not a joke, i may be a nerd, but i like to smoke oh |
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Brilliant lol |
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FANS OF INTELLIGENT DANCE MUZIX ARENT GUD LYRICISTZ LOL |
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Ampi Max wins. His prize, this stunning diamante bracelet. Congratulations Ampi! |
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hehe i love shiny things. thx |
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hanks, a man, who portrayed a tard the actin game can be quite hard give them an inch, and they take a yard but they dont like milkshake. |
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I said a "C', "X' a "C", "X" A "C, X" to the "C, X" Now what you read is not some text I'm rapping to this thread! |
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Jesus! I'm off to bed. |
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Hah you made it rhyme! |
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Haha, Christ Jivverdicker! |
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Haha, DUBturbo Jivverdicker! |
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