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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 04:43 [#02300850]
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I am ex-el-tronics greatest MC
Sat here drinking a cup of tea
Hollyoaks is on my girlfriends TV
I don't watch that though cos it's shit.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 04:48 [#02300851]
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suck my cock
and suck it good
my shoes are dirty
it was the mud


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 04:55 [#02300853]
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*backflips in to a sick pose*

I aint sucking that cock
It's covered in cheese
Cheddar's not my thing
Give me a gas mask please?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 05:02 [#02300855]
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now listen up bitch
i got no itch
but my ball's are scarred from stitch
just give it a lick,i wish you were named mitch


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 05:05 [#02300856]
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Mitch aint my name
You can call me Sam
I'm off to the shops
to buy a bit of ham

(really)



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 05:07 [#02300857]
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go with shoulder
its sure to please
if that don't work
wear it on ya knee's


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-06-28 06:03 [#02300866]
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now hold on holmes
stop your illin' desease
which one of you fuckers
knows that midget called Denise?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-06-28 06:10 [#02300868]
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i know denise
shes sure to please
only 4 ft tall
with an ass like a wall



 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-06-28 07:09 [#02300873]
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when i see freqy
my penis gets leaky
i wanna take a bath
with his orby av



 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-06-28 07:10 [#02300875]
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sup x-l-tronic yo i gotta intrude
cuz im a badass motherfucker im metallicadude
dont mess with me or your gonna get smacked
yo dj! smack that kids ass... literallty


 

offline beNito from Paris (France) on 2009-06-28 07:35 [#02300881]
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(auto tuned )

What's with all that rude attituuuuddeeeee
you boys know we shall all hold each others dick
and stop being such pricks
you knowwww you knowwwww
love is the wayyyy to goooo, to goooo
let's hold each others diiiickkkks yeahhh
it's no time to be so damn pruuude...


 

offline Jamaar from Missouri (United States) on 2009-06-28 07:49 [#02300884]
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ep! Dyah, good to mad dem bwoiiiiii
Gi dem a box, gi dem a box
Gi dem a box, gi dem a box
Gi dem a box, gi dem a box
Gi dem a box, gi dem a box
Gi dem di whip now, gi dem di whip
Gi dem di whip, gi dem di whip
We nah switch, gi dem di whip
Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu
Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu
Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu
Gi dem di whip now, me pussy dem yu yuyu
me fassy dem


 

offline Jamaar from Missouri (United States) on 2009-06-28 07:51 [#02300885]
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NUH FASSY MAN TEK ME BU BUBUH BU BU BU BUHHHH


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-06-28 08:39 [#02300891]
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BUBUH BU BU BU BUHHHH
BaBaH Ba Ba Ba BaHHHH
just fucking around
cheers i log out


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-06-28 11:21 [#02300936]
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white people cant/shouldnt rap


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-28 11:35 [#02300948]
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Jamaar is a batty man rider


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-29 03:20 [#02301215]
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Shut up and dance.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-06-29 03:47 [#02301220]
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you got the chance
so now come on lets go
..the beat to flow
yeah the beat to flow.
Lets go.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-06-29 10:05 [#02301276]
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now muthafuckas get ill when they take a dope
pill.
they listen to my rhymes cause i'm all about the
ril.
you could look me up, then you could get your fill
i be chillin like the cat hangin on the windowsill
- now

fuckers get ill
they take a dope pill
they listen to my rhymes
i'm all about the rill

you can listen now and later on you get the bill
i'll be sellin vibes that will stimulate yet chill
put my record in and you eat is like a meal.
eat em like the grains that are coming out the mill.


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-06-29 10:16 [#02301280]
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Check out my LAZY_RAPZ_YO


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-29 11:02 [#02301311]
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dont fuckabout blud dont get silly
im so cool i make th fridge get chilly


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-06-29 14:40 [#02301529]
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all up in da butt
my hair all full of nut
twinkies got what i need
i just put em in my gut
hang out at pizza hut
buy a cola for a slut
order a pie with extra cheese
put a breadstick up your butt


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-29 14:49 [#02301536]
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i got VD
on cock and knee
hurts like fuck
when i pee


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-29 14:50 [#02301537]
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juicy loosy goosy woosey check my style



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-06-29 15:32 [#02301562]
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what the beat
what what the beat



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-29 15:50 [#02301574]
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Obaras bustin rhymes
Hes the latest one to join
the x-l-tronic posse
We love to grab our groins

Theres yoyoyoyo
Hes got rhythm don't you know
Hanal has a cheesy dick
That we'd all love to blow

Glasse has a head
Thats full of dope beats
Him and Ampi Max
Serve up audio treats

MD_Geist has the balls
To record instead of write
-crazone pops the baddest shapes
Late in to the night

Recycle doesn't think
That white people can rap
But then larn busts in
To disprove that crap

Mohamed and Jamaar
Sitting in a tree
They rap about what matters
To you and me

While Benito auto tuned
Sings to Metallicadude
These two fly chaps can rap
Without needing to be rude

Thatne has an itch
That only rap can scratch
And gingalings the cream
To put a stop to that

Last but not least
We have a man named Fah
Who has the rap skills
To be a superstar

Theres no one left to talk about
No one left to say hello
So do the right thing
Step back and let us flow



 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-29 15:58 [#02301580]
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my god,good grief the bar is raised
i feel a contract coming
either that or we commit some crimes
and in prison get a good bumming


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-06-29 16:11 [#02301596]
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my dick is hard
my dick is long
i give it to your sister
i give it to your mom
i give it to your aunt
i give it to your niece
my dick is hard
my dick is long
would she like a piece


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-06-29 16:53 [#02301631]
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a piece of shit
is what do i think
when i'm on the seat
it won't come down


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-06-29 16:59 [#02301633]
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Ice cream
is meant to be licked up
Chocolate chip, nutty nut, you know whatsup
Fuckin fruit-booter bitch think you was smart
I can drink 5 40s 30 seconds apart

Bustin through bitches like it's no big deal.
don't look at me, when i eat my happy meals
Cuz when the sky is gray, i be sittin on clouds
must be in a storm cuz it's so damn loud

realize, i am not a joke,
i may be a nerd, but i like to smoke
oh


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-29 17:03 [#02301636]
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Brilliant lol


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-06-29 17:40 [#02301648]
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FANS OF INTELLIGENT DANCE MUZIX ARENT GUD LYRICISTZ LOL


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-11 17:55 [#02366428]
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Ampi Max wins. His prize, this stunning diamante bracelet.

Congratulations Ampi!


Attached picture

 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-02-11 17:59 [#02366431]
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hehe i love shiny things. thx


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-02-11 18:09 [#02366434]
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hanks, a man, who portrayed a tard
the actin game can be quite hard
give them an inch, and they take a yard

but they dont like milkshake.



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-11 18:22 [#02366435]
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I said a "C', "X' a "C", "X"
A "C, X" to the "C, X"
Now what you read is not some text
I'm rapping to this thread!



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2010-02-11 18:26 [#02366436]
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Jesus! I'm off to bed.


 

offline RussellDust on 2010-02-11 19:19 [#02366456]
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Hah you made it rhyme!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-12 06:28 [#02366521]
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Haha, Christ Jivverdicker!


 

offline twigclanx from twatsville on 2014-04-04 20:24 [#02469579]
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Haha, DUBturbo Jivverdicker!


 


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