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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-25 21:00 [#02300345]
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what did one paramedic say to the other when Michael Jackson's heart stopped?
"Do you wanta be starting something?"
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-25 21:01 [#02300346]
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I grew up listening to his music, I think the first cd i ever bought was MJ 'Bad' RIP
I never believed he did nothing to no kids! but it's fun to joke
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-25 21:02 [#02300348]
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oh. terrible. wont bump
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2009-06-25 21:03 [#02300350]
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Fo shizzle
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spculum
from MÜÜT on 2009-06-25 21:07 [#02300351]
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no pedojokes, please
ps: i feel so lonely :(
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-25 21:17 [#02300353]
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lolin
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-25 21:19 [#02300354]
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bbc rolling news has some real quality dribble atm. it's a real newsgasm.
seriously tho sad for anyone to die as young as 50.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 21:33 [#02300355]
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lol yeh its shocking m8. im not even gona make a joke now i feel dirty watching this.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 21:36 [#02300356]
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apparently he is dead and if u live in the uk and you are asleep it's the first fucking thing you will hear when you wake up if it kills us, god damnit.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 21:37 [#02300357]
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the king is dead!!! long live the king!!!
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spculum
from MÜÜT on 2009-06-25 21:37 [#02300358]
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LAZY_LAZY
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 21:38 [#02300359]
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he was planning to work with boards of canada but apparently they said he was too normal
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 21:41 [#02300361]
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do yourself (and everyone else) a favour and don't click on those other threads, ty.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-25 21:43 [#02300363]
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dont feel mucky its natural
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-25 21:44 [#02300366]
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amazing the way the media treats these people like subhuman shit until the second they snuff it at which point they instantly become lionized. I'm slightly tempted to do a reggie perrin myself so i can turn up at my funeral once everyone has decided i'm a peerless genius with the heart of a saint.
"he was a brilliant businessman and someone who really knew how to behave in public" is my fav BBC line so far.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 21:54 [#02300370]
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he's the queen of people's children. ( i thought long and hard about that)
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-25 22:04 [#02300373]
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1st one to get to neverland with an inflatable lifesize version of ET wins a prize.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-06-25 22:09 [#02300374]
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8.5/10 and ty ha.
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pantalaimon
from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-26 01:00 [#02300399]
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RIP Jacko, such a shame at an early age. He was a living legend.
Anyone who takes the piss should be ashamed of themselves.
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 03:14 [#02300407]
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most idiots simply believe the shit media spin on his life rather than looking into the facts themselves, its much more entertaining but i cant believe how many people would rather just believe all the shite presented to them through the media and then think they are hilarious by making jokes about it. its pretty sad how little compassion there is in the world but i guess everyone has their own agenda.
RIP Pop Music 1926—2009
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 04:41 [#02300419]
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"and the whole world mourned him. despite the things he obviously did to children. the whole world has tolerated. i love how this proves the point i was making"
Doesn't that just sum you up to a tee. Pathetic little worm.
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-26 04:42 [#02300420]
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oh god, the moral high ground.
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-06-26 05:01 [#02300421]
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i believe he never did no kiddie fiddlin, sure he was a tadge on the fooked up side of things, but every one is strange. i got no shame in pokin jokes at him, even if the boy is dead. why should i respect and cherish him? i aint a great fan of his music and ive never met his aquaintance, could be a hologram for all i can prove.
any ways this whole thing will blow away quicker than music maker did.
whos the next biggie to die? Queenie has my vote, i heard she has pig flu
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 05:18 [#02300426]
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basically because the accusations are so severe people would rather err on the side of being safe and pc etc. when in reality he was never guilty of anything. look at facts not media bullshit, people in the media need to sell stories dont forget.
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-26 05:27 [#02300427]
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who exactly here is so fervently trusting in the media that you need to deal reality like Neo from the Matrix?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-26 05:29 [#02300428]
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I'M IN THE MATRIX! EATIN' WEETABIX!
That rhyme's for free yo!
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obara
from Utrecht on 2009-06-26 05:30 [#02300429]
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RIP Pop Music 1926—2009
oh please
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 06:03 [#02300434]
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ha. stop beating round the bush and make this point of yours.
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catfood03
on 2009-06-26 06:11 [#02300438]
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RIP Pop Music 1926 - ?
...we still have Madonna
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 06:20 [#02300439]
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You want it straight?
Been on this forum a few years now, never had a beef with anyone, don't dislike anyone - except you.
You're the big mouthed forum worm that lives here night and day and needs to go out and get himself some moral education and a life.
I get the feeling you had a bad upbringing, so you're insecure and take it out on anything and anyone in your own feeble, moronic way. Any opportunity you get to feel morally-superior over someone, you take it - even if its some dead ex-pop star you couldn't even pretend to know about.
You probably have the brains to do better for yourself, but instead you rot in a drunken stupor spouting mean-spirited bollocks all day. You're the living dead.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2009-06-26 06:31 [#02300440]
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too many interventions/drugs...
...r.i.p.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-26 06:49 [#02300444]
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I have a prediction that those 50 concerts will go ahead, and they'll be like Tribute Shows / Multimedia Memorial Services and they can use that animatronic Michael they were going to have in that Jackson 5 / Slave Memorial / Luxury Hotel in Nigeria.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-26 08:46 [#02300456]
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:)
news:
The movie Bruno has had to do a rare last minute cut of a scene which involved MJ
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 09:47 [#02300461]
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k youve got it all wrong. im defensive, but not evil. i do remember trying to get on with you but youve obviously been more hurt by my comments than i realised. you seem to have spent far too much time considering me, whilst not understanding at all. im just vengeful thats all. you however have been more personal. michael dosn't deserve too much sympathy cos he HAS done terrible things. yo i didn't just pick up the sun and get on my highhorse, ive thought this over for a while.
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retape
from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2009-06-26 09:49 [#02300462]
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MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH IS A HOAX! This is to cover up the fact that workmen dismantling the star's former Neverland Ranch have discovered the decayed body of the real Michael Jackson, estimated to have been buried secretly over fifteen years ago. The imposter Michael Jackson has been killed to silence him to protect those that masterminded the conspiracy. This so called Cardiac Arrest cover story is just bullshit. The fake Michael Jackson had just passed a physical with a perfect bill of health asked for by Sony to ensure that he was fit to tour this summer . Don't beleive the lies! Google "Michael Jackson Illumninati Conspiracy" for the truth!
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 09:49 [#02300463]
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and soon i think, now that hes dead n all, all kinds of secrets are going to turn up.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-06-26 10:13 [#02300469]
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as harsh as it may sound, i think his death came on a good time for him. there was simply now way he could have handled those 50 concerts. his body must have been just as empty as his bank-account by now. there was no way he could be the young michael jackson again, so in a sense his life already was over. the extra game time would have given him only more pain than he already must have had.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-06-26 10:29 [#02300476]
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what annoys me is how the media tries to seem like they care about what happened to michael at all.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-26 11:04 [#02300482]
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I'm really not the sort to get hurt over comments on a website - let's just say, I don't suffer fools gladly. I don't have any mates here, don't want any either, just pop in every now and then for a laugh.
As for Jackson, I'm not bothered he's dead - won't affect my life. But I am inclined to feel sorry for him because I have the common decency to try and appreciate his situation before making a judgment.
I really don't think anyone can imagine what he went through as a child, the pressure, the physical and emotional abuse, humiliation and manipulation. It's surely obvious to any stupid moron that it completely disfigured his personality.
If he was raised by a normal loving family, he would not have turned out anything like he did.
If he went on to abuse others, which was never proved in court - and you can only imagine the amount of people who tried to swindle money out his vulnerability, it's only because he himself was abused. That doesn't justify it, it explains it. People like that need treatment, not vilification.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-06-26 11:05 [#02300484]
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sad news : I loved the sex with him
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obara
from Utrecht on 2009-06-26 11:14 [#02300488]
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not harsh at all.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2009-06-26 11:15 [#02300489]
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@goDel
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-06-26 11:40 [#02300495]
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for once i actually completely agree with you.
same with the funkmaster.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-06-26 12:13 [#02300512]
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miracles can happen!
but what's really sad though is that mj must have thought so too. there are some rumors about him having od'ed on painkillers. i wouldn't be surprised if it was a conscious choice of his.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-27 16:27 [#02300775]
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you always do this. its patronising it really is. as if i hadn't considered. yes yes i went thru the 'michael had it hard and all the unimaginable hype of the world he was forced to grow up in shaped him into the tragic mess he later became' ect. either you weren't listening to me when i said it or youve selectively forgotten, preferring to assume i was that stupid. do listen. i have considered michael for a while, hes awfully interesting. and i'm very much sure my current judgement of him is correct enough. ive got reasons for that and id obviously like to go on and on about them, why not ask me. instead you called me a worm for poking at the fact that the world is mourning the richest, most talented, most influential kid molester in the world. say sorry
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-27 16:34 [#02300777]
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he was crap,he looked a dick and his pants were too short fuck him.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-06-27 17:18 [#02300788]
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it's incorrect to just assume he molested any kid whatsoever, unless your speaking figuratively though, (you saying how he robbed children of their sexual innocence and whatnot) but if you really think he fucked a kid, then you're kind of jumping to a conclusion that no one can ever come to. It seems more reasonable to me to believe that the kid's (however many) poor moms or dads wanted to get a fat settlement out of those allegations. Which they did, justly or unjustly no one will ever really know. But dont buy into the view of him being a child fucker when he just had some fucked up reaction to being famous since he was a fetus.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-06-27 17:33 [#02300791]
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He equaled Jimi Hendrix at the age of 10, he was one of the coolest motherfuckers in the mainstream public eye, and best of all he was just a normal ass human being, raw
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-06-28 00:15 [#02300819]
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saying he was "just a normal ass human being" is as absurd as saying, without proof, that he was a child molester.
I just think it's sort of funny that none of you has any idea about who he really was, AT ALL, and yet you continue to go back and forth like each of you was his best mate.
He's dead, can't we all just move on? No amount of speculation is going to prove or solve anything.
I'm directing this post at everyone, the media included, not just the folks at xltronic. No one knew him, lets just all have the honor to admit that we don't have a fucking clue what he did behind closed doors and get back to arguing about the tuss again, please.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-06-28 00:54 [#02300825]
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No, it would be absurd for me to say that he was fit to be a parent and that he should believe it's appropriate to host sleepovers with children. That is not normal. Dangling a child over a balcony in front cameras and a crowd and thinking that it's a normal thing to do is wrong, and not expecting a media shitstorm afterward is ignorant. But if you think that because he is in the media that his actions are so different from yours or mine than you're wrong. He's not a fucking alien, he takes shits too.
fuck, i guess that this is a michael jackson thread and not a tuss thread isn't already a good enough reason to post anything about him.
You go ponder The Tuss for the 1000th time. I know this is "XLT" and all but it's only been about 3 days since he's died and some people don't just like to "move on" like things are a fucking circus coming through town, feeding off of one thing and going on the next.
I guess to be politically correct i shouldn't have said "normal-ass human being," i should have said something like, hm well if he was a ditch digger instead of a singer no one would have given a second thought to him molesting any kids, because then it would be just another random fucked up person in the society. No this was "Jacko" The bleached white monster that comes out at night to eat the innocence from children's heads.
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