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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 22:31 [#02297463]
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push deep. breath in.
sounds like dayvan cowboy no?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 22:48 [#02297464]
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can we chat for a bit you slag?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 22:58 [#02297468]
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dont talk tricky at me fuckstain. the keys are literally
spinnin b4 my eyes, but ill type, and i really hope you
appreciate every moment of my contribution typing style.
so dagibit you r how old?....i d'not belive you
WHATS YOUR FAV COLOUR? is my nxt questjun


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 23:08 [#02297470]
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hurry answer. i ahvnt got forever to piss around. im sorry,
im so volatile. i neednt be. tell me how to be


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-06-15 23:11 [#02297471]
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I think going to the doctor might not be a terrible idea.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-06-15 23:11 [#02297472]
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hi


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 23:25 [#02297475]
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zephyr: hi :).
yes you: i like this post and your current representation of
yourself. grey tho...shit son.......you need some colour
like lime green. i heard that lime greeen is good, but i
heard that a while ago and recently ive heard that lime
green is very very unlol. try nutsack pink
ask me a question now


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 23:29 [#02297476]
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gordon is insufferable nobslice.
ima watch some bear grylls


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 23:37 [#02297478]
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oh damn, about the salivary gland; poke wit sharp folk till
blood. sorry just carry on. im in twat mode
bear grylls is well TITE.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-15 23:40 [#02297479]
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im full of lies so you really shoudnt ask. however i really
like pasta wit something cheese


 

offline sneakattack on 2009-06-16 02:02 [#02297486]
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you mean to say LYMPH NODE. you are SICK. look up your
LYMPHATIC SYSTEM. punch some DOCTORS.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2009-06-16 02:35 [#02297487]
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who needs doctors when you have xltronic


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-16 03:08 [#02297490]
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You're totally going to die.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-16 04:12 [#02297502]
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Dr Alban


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2009-06-16 05:11 [#02297507]
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fav+


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-16 06:45 [#02297518]
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i dont know how to feel at all. i was so caught up in how
real it all was, i forgot about the love.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-06-16 14:02 [#02297582]
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You might notice that by compressing air towards the back
of your mouth, you hear/feel a faint crackling sensation on
each side behind your jaw.


yes, it happens with inflating baloons when you're a child,
also i've gone through something like that last year while i
was munching a chocolate biscuit, but i'm not sure that the
jaw got filled with air. all i know is that it was a
stressing situation for me, so the jaw got swollen and i
just did nothing until it went back to normal size. time to
time my jaws give me annoyance when i pass through stressing
periods so all i can advice you is to have a bit of relax.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-06-16 14:06 [#02297583]
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4more jaws hassle

LAZY_EVIDENCE


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-06-16 14:11 [#02297584]
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I produce to much stomach acid. It sometimes feels like
youre about to die from a heart attack!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-16 14:20 [#02297587]
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Maybe you have elephantitis balls of the face.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-16 14:23 [#02297589]
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wow you have to pay to see a doctor? man that sucks, I used
to get really bad acne, i mean it was serious I had massive
cysts that would come and go in different areas of my body.
so i know what it's like to have some strange abnormalities
and disfigurations...

it might just be an infection or abscess in your case, hmmm


I hope you get it sorted out man, in the UK we don't fuck
around with those things, if you were here i could take you
to the hospital at any time of the day or night and get it
seen to. damn it



 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-16 14:24 [#02297590]
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oh man don't say that lol


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-16 14:28 [#02297592]
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I would guess you could just take a picture then search
internetz for something like 'medical forum' or sum shitz


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-06-16 16:06 [#02297611]
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the problem is not that your salivary gland is fucked, but
that the US health care system is. Good luck.


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-06-16 18:50 [#02297681]
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DirtyPriest, I have the same thing!

Rennie's and Milk of Magnesia help a little. You have those
in Denmark?

But yeah, the heart attack pains come maybe 6 times a year.
Out of nowhere. Especially after 3 pints of beer! Maybe my
punishment for bein a beer drinkin geezah.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-16 22:51 [#02297717]
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But xltransvestites don't know about medical stuff, or
anything for that matter. So maybe post a link to the pic at
a medical type forum or something word to your mother.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-23 07:07 [#02317623]
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what one wouldn't do for a swollen salivary gland


 


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