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offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-05-27 02:47 [#02293642]
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i'm trying to boil a smegg or two and the fucker cracks jus
as it goes into the water, seriously, the worst fucking
start to a day i can imagine.... fucking hens, lay stronger
eggs.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-05-27 03:25 [#02293643]
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i hope the next egg explodes in your FACE


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-05-27 05:36 [#02293654]
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cheers, make my day little worse


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-27 07:32 [#02293668]
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TBH, that;s probably what you would have said to someone if
they started this thread. :)

But just put the egg in more gently, yo.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-05-27 08:28 [#02293681]
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nah i wouldnt eggs is a serious topic for me, there an
amazing food source, i think it was cause the egg was too
cold, if u keep em in the fridge there more likely to crack
like that, room temp eggs survive the dunking better. but
these wernt kept in the fridge, however the window was open
over night, this is a probable cause. it really did put a
dampener on my morning, i had to clean the pan cause of the
offending egg scum, boiled eggs are usually a clean
breakfast.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-05-28 07:49 [#02293799]
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this thread boils my balls


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-28 09:45 [#02293822]
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k, lol.

man, you certainly are serious about eggs! :)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-06-04 08:11 [#02295050]
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Where's the egg in an egg roll?


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-06-05 16:29 [#02295324]
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i wore sandals the other day* and a small stone made it's
way between my foot and the sole of the sandal. i was none
too pleased and to be honest hated every second.

*yeah, it was hot. sue me.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-06-05 17:58 [#02295340]
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without looking anything up i'm going to be dangerous and
say it's in the batter.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-06-06 00:51 [#02295367]
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*its


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-06-06 05:49 [#02295405]
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thanks.

i fucking hate it when i make basic grammatical errors.


 

offline Quaristice on 2009-06-06 06:03 [#02295408]
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do you store your eggs in the refrigerator?

Smear your eggs with a knob of butter before inserting them.


 

offline Advocate on 2009-06-06 06:07 [#02295409]
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insert the egg in your butt, make a nest and then poop out
the egg in the nest.

good luck.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2009-06-06 06:10 [#02295410]
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put it in a pan full of warm water while you're waiting for
your kettle to boil. It won't be hot enough to start cooking
the egg, but will stop it cracking.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-06 15:37 [#02295494]
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I made some fried eggs today. Some shell fell into the egg
while it was cooking and for some reason I didn't get it
out, so it just got enveloped by the rest of the egg cooking
around it. So I just ate the egg shell. I couldn't taste any
especially crunchy bits, though...



 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-06 15:51 [#02295497]
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this thread needs eggshell


 


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