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life is boring. ever take a piss and flush preemptively so your piss finishes before the flush finishes. its fun timing it. you can master this. |
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Dont try this s(h)itting. |
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gwely is on a roll mate! |
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women can do this too but it's funner for men. |
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Hah! I thought I was crazy... but yes, I do this all the time. I've been practicing for nearly ten years, and now I've pretty much gotten it down to a science. Sometimes I miscalculate in public restrooms, but for the most part, in any household toilet at least, I've mastered this technique. It probably saves dozens of hours over the course of a year or two. |
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Do a handstand on the wall of your bathtub with your eyes closed and try to piss so that it hits the side of the toilet but not the water. You can master this. |
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i'm master of failing piss curve calculation ranges |
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i went on a long drive. when i got there i pissed for 70 seconds. when i got back i pissed for 50 seconds. |
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Mappatazee drove at an average of 65 mph to his aunt's house, who lives 80 miles away. While driving his cock was leaky, so he held it out the window and it dripped once every 2.35 miles. When he arrived, he pisses 70 seconds while standing stationary in his aunt's bathroom. When he drove back home, his average speed was 45 mph, and he held his leaky cock out the window again but it only dripped once every 3.65 miles this time. When he arrived home, he pissed 50 more seconds while standing stationary in his own bathroom. How many total seconds did Mappatazee piss, taking time dilation from the theory of relativity into account? |
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