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offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-05-03 16:53 [#02289212]
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Hi guys, you've met everyone before, right?

Help yourself to snacks and dip and enjoy the party.

Oh yeah, please don't go upstairs


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-05-03 17:14 [#02289224]
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Where's that music coming from?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-05-03 17:16 [#02289225]
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upstairs...

dont go up there tho, the dude who owns this house is
stressy as fuck



 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-05-03 17:16 [#02289226]
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Its a party it doesn't have to make sense.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-05-03 17:17 [#02289227]
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Get the fuck out now


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-05-03 17:22 [#02289230]
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I'm not really the party-type... but I'll make the exception
for the Brushmeister. I'll just politely sit in your
armchair with a can and stare into the middle distance.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-03 17:22 [#02289231]
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i brought some blueberry muffins ^.^


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-05-03 17:26 [#02289234]
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wat, no waffles.

guybrush wtf dude, i was tryin to protect ur upstairs, fuck
u, ur party is shit i'm leaving and i hope someone shits on
ur landing. DICK.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-03 17:35 [#02289238]
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walk into the living room with big sound system


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2009-05-03 17:41 [#02289244]
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Jesus, what's that smell? Like something died. I think it's
coming from upstairs.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-05-03 18:04 [#02289249]
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*eyes darting back and fourth, Wolfslice begins to ascend
the staircaise...*


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-05-03 18:06 [#02289250]
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What happened to Guy?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-05-03 18:13 [#02289252]
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i hope whatever's up there is kept up there for a good
reason, i bet it's a strip bar


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-05-03 18:25 [#02289254]
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it's a deformed human chained to the wall ala goonies


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-05-03 18:34 [#02289256]
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I knew I knew these Baby Ruth wrappers from
somewhere...


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2009-05-03 20:38 [#02289274]
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watched this only last week or so. seen it before
and it's still hilarious :)


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2009-05-04 02:47 [#02289289]
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how much is the cover charge?



 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-05-04 03:19 [#02289290]
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Parrrrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-04 04:25 [#02289295]
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You enter GUYBRUSH PARTY in the LIVING ROOM. A small number
of guests are milling around. SAMUEL L JIGSAW is talking to
a woman you don't know. A strange smell is coming from
UPSTAIRS.

>Go upstairs

You head to the bottom of the stairs. Out of nowhere
GINGALING stands in your way. 'You can't go upstairs! It's
the rules! Get back to the LIVING ROOM and lets get our
grooves on!!'

>Go to living room

You are in the LIVING ROOM. A small number of guests are
milling around. SAMUEL L JIGSAW is talking to a woman you
don't know. A strange smell is coming from UPSTAIRS.

>Talk to samuel l jigsaw

SAMUEL L JIGSAW is wearing a leopard print LEOTARD. 'Hey
man! Enjoying the party?!'

1. This is great fun!
2. Where can I get a drink?
3. Why can't we go upstairs?
4. I don't want to talk to you.

>3

SAMUEL L JIGSAW says 'I don't know. GUYBRUSH went up there a
few hours ago. No one is allowed to follow him. He asked
GINGALING to make sure no one goes up there!'

1. Where can I get a drink?
2. I don't want to talk to you.

>1

SAMUEL L JIGSAW says 'Here take this BOTTLE OF WINE. Maybe
after you've drunk it we could have a dance or two?' SAMUEL
L JIGSAW winks at you.

1. Do you want to come back to my place?
2. I don't want to talk to you.

>2

You are in the LIVING ROOM. A small number of guests are
milling around. SAMUEL L JIGSAW is talking to a woman you
don't know. A strange smell is coming from UPSTAIRS.

>Go upstairs

You head to the bottom of the stairs. Out of nowhere
GINGALING stands in your way. 'You can't go upstairs! It's
the rules! Get back to the LIVING ROOM and lets get our
grooves on!!'

>use bottle of wine

You smash the BOTTLE OF WINE over GINGALINGs head. He
crumbles to the floor bleeding and moaning.

>go upstairs

You head nervously UPSTAIRS and enter the MASTER BEDROOM
where the smell is coming from. You are confronted with the
horrific sight of GUYBRUSH sodomising the rotting corpse of
XLTRONIC.

Game over.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-05-04 05:22 [#02289301]
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legitimate R O F L


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-05-04 13:13 [#02289380]
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A+


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-05-04 13:15 [#02289381]
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I'd like to play again, please.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-05-04 14:37 [#02289391]
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Arh+


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-04 15:21 [#02289401]
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Nice.

4.9/5


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-05-05 03:34 [#02289456]
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whenever i need to i jus take a shit in one of tracterns
shoes


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-05-05 05:26 [#02289473]
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that game sux.
but was mildly amusing


 

offline freqy on 2009-05-05 05:37 [#02289474]
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my freqy party trick


 


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