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I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out. I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs. I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work. I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal. I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned. I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea. I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored. I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing. I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations. I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet. I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate. I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched. I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me. I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive. I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot. I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class. I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket. I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it. I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it. I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment. |
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es muy costoso de abrir un chiringuito en la playa de barcelona? |
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preguntale a cuntychuck que vivio alli.) |
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cunty? |
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i used to work for colmans but i didnt cut the mustard |
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i used to be an onanist but i never did jack. |
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and that would be a curriculum to present to a future chiringuito opener? |
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Según los empresarios consultados, la concesión para abrir un chiringuito en las playas de la ciudad ha variado desde los 18.000 euros a los 58.000, un precio por el que algunos empresarios reclaman el derecho a una mayor flexibilidad de horario. cabrones |
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i used to be a baker but i got sacked for indecent exposure |
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you know she was only asking for a baguette |
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oh my my |
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i used to work at a sperm bank, but they gave me the toss... |
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i used to work at the tabbacco factory but that job went up in smoke |
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i used to be a whittler, but the boss really cut me down to size... |
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i used to work in a drum shop but they told me to beat it |
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y'all are warming me today |
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used to work in a foundry but couldnt take the heat |
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she saw my cheesey french stick |
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used to be a gigolo but couldn't be fucked getting up for work |
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used to be a fitness trainer but it didn't work out |
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I used to work in a balloon factory but I couldn't wait to pop. |
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I used to work in a corner shop but they said I was too obtuse. |
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good one. i used to work on a tug but they sacked me cause i wouldnt tow the line |
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lulz |
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