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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi wanna have sex? You: YES finally!!! Stranger: m or f? You: f Stranger: kl Stranger: where you from? You: au Stranger: australia? You: ya Stranger: kl You: u? Stranger: uk Stranger: how old are you? You: 11 You: oooops 21 You: haha Stranger: oh i was slightly worried then Stranger: haha You: how old r u Stranger: 19 You: do uhave webcame? Stranger: are you hot? Stranger: and no You: yea im fairly sexual You: hold up i'll get a pic Stranger: ok You: Stranger: and funny too! Stranger: lol You: just kidding the real pic is uploading You: takes a while im on dialup Stranger: ok Stranger: ok Stranger: done yet? Stranger: ?? You: almost almosy You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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i can't see the second picture |
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fucking great site |
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HA! glad i asked for that. |
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i loled |
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first pic is lovely :P |
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imagine getting rogered by captain birds eye ewww |
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what the fuck, that was me |
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no, just kidding, but it would've been funny |
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good bump, you over go there to troll just for shits and giggles? this thread needs more omegle trolling ctrl+c ctrl+v |
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*over=ever |
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I honestly find this service pretty disturbing. Worse than a transsexual massage parlour. |
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"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi\ You: amzing goodness! You have disconnected." |
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"Stranger: margus? You: cuteness You have disconnected." ... "Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi!! You: super cuteness You: I love panda bears Stranger: really?:O You: yea You: i like to eat them LOL You: no You: I like their style Stranger: eww Stranger: asl? You: I'm not sally? You have disconnected." |
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this is brilliant |
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You: where u from holmes Stranger: Hongkong You: Is that in texas? Stranger: I think in Cali You: Yeah the US is pretty big...Probably why I don't know where hongkong is Stranger: r u in Tex? You: im from Singpapore Stranger: then u know hongkong Stranger: hah You: is it like chinatown? Stranger: Come on man You: no really Stranger: Hong Kong Stranger: tell me u dont know it You: ohhhhh Hong Kong You: not Hongkong You: so is it like a mini version of china, packed into one street You: like in chinatown |
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Stranger: I wish i had a pussy Stranger: wet one Stranger: but the truth is NOO You: me too, i'd play with it all day long You: itd be so sweet You: *sigh* Stranger: I asked girls playing with mine Stranger: they just love it! You: do they like it You: hahah You: sometimes i wish my penis would reach my asshole Stranger: so u should just go fuck off You: but why Stranger: we fuck girls You: yea i know but sometimes it gets lonely Stranger: so u just jerk off You: its not the same tho... You: did you know - if you put a finger up yer asshole while you jerk off you cum stupid hard Stranger: I ain't like that You: bullshit try it Stranger: So r u kinda gay> Stranger: ? You: every male has a g-spot in their anus Stranger: My anus just likes being sucked You: oh so u like your salad tossed? Stranger: u bet |
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it's funny how it can become awkward |
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Stranger: hey You: hey! Stranger: where are you from You: uk You: you? Stranger: germany Stranger: m or f You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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that has happened to me at least a dozen times.. protip: say you're female |
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Stranger: Knock knock You: who's there? Stranger: Disco You: disco who? Stranger: Disconnect! Your conversational partner has disconnected. :( |
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hahahahahahahahaha! just talked to a stranger for an hour maybe... |
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have you gotten your phone back, fah? |
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yes i have ! i still have to pick it up though, the public transport connection to that place isn't very good from my home |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: from? You: uk Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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this is intoxicating. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: i don't like you You: something about you You: it makes me want to shoot myself in the eyeball You: you smell a little funny too Stranger: if yoy knows me...you would love You: look You: i'm a busy man You: lets get to it You: if you are female and have nice tits You: i want pics Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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cant somebody give you a ride? anyhow you ll have some messages on there by now,-) and strijpe-ful memories. i keep thinking of that trip, it was perfect, except for not finding you guys anymore. really missed that in the end... |
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thats the spirit, dennis!! |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi there! Thanks for using omegle. You are currently chatting to an administrator for the website. We would be grateful if you could take a minute of your time to rate your experience with this website so far. Don't worry, you're speaking to a real person! Stranger: Hey! Stranger: i would say Stranger: 8/10 You: 8/10? that is pretty good You: care to elaborate? Stranger: umm well yeah! Stranger: alright, umm Stranger: i ve made quite a lot of friends Stranger: i added them on facebook You: we are specifically looking for feedback regarding the general attitude of our users Stranger: we almost talk everyday Stranger: well, i can give a feedback once somebody disconnects Stranger: ;) You: thats great! so do you think that through this website, you would some day meet one of your strangers in real life? or is that too much to ask? Stranger: not at al! Yeah i would love to meet one of the friends i made, from Finland Stranger: in real life You: yes, we have a large user demographic You: thats great! thank you kindly for your assistance! Stranger: Finland is all over omegle Stranger: you re welcome You: would you be willing to allow this feedback to be printed on the website? Stranger: i don't mind =D You: thanks again! You: BTW. I JUST FUCKED A HORSE AND IT SQUEELED SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD YUM YUM NEEEEEEEEIGHHHHHHHH PENIS PIE You have disconnected. |
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Brisk you are an artist! |
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i've also talked to a complete stranger from china, a pilot trainee, and we've talked for hours about college, sports, videogames, music, landscapes and robots |
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yeah i know :( i had to drop off Mads at the station with a friend, but we weren't allowed back in afterwards, so we went home and played some videogames instead, but it was good! If you have msn, give it mate, i'll add you. |
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maybe someone should name in topics titel its not worksave? |
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or does [nsfw] tell me that? |
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N ot S afe F or W ork |
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yeah, mads had to catch his plane. have no msn... only soulseek, myspace, gotten a facebook now too (mont stmichel). lol, crazone .-) |
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when a dood asks for pics, naturally you will reach for your arsenal of shemales at the ready... but if you wanna go pro, you gotta make it an animated gif that mimics slow loading, thus the penis is gradually revealed in all its glory |
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Stranger: Knock knock You: yes yes.. disco Your conversational partner has disconnected. PWned goddamnit |
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my friend: Stranger: Knock knock You: disco You: very funny PWned motherfucker! |
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over the past couple of days i've had some incredibly valuable conversations on this site. hexane i genuinely appreciate you posting this here. it's made me like people again. |
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Stranger: Fr33-stuff.co.uk Want a free ipod / PS3 / XBOX360 Other amazing gadgets? Its simple just sign up to this site, Do an offer such as renting a free dvd and get some friends to do the same! Dont think its Legit? Google exceem! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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