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You know what would be really good right now? |
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an implosion of the entire universe? |
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A spliff, a beer, and a blowjob? |
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An adequate response. |
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a new police academy movie? |
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these are all good but I feel we can do better. |
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BONES! send us your bones. send in your gold, your teeth, and your bones. gotta watch? send it in! didn't finish part of your sandwich? SEND IT! got an idea you're not sure which way to take? just draw this turtle in our brochure and we will help you build it! IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL CUM. |
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Zephyr Twin has the right idea. |
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An incidental rhyme? |
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new left 4 dead maps |
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Yes! Billy Mays here for Send In Your Bonesâ„¢. Got bones? No problem! Bone is also a handy club! Bone have many use for us. You have lots of bones, not one, not two, but an unbelievable 206 bones! If you're a baby, you have even more! Send In Your Bonesâ„¢. |
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if i could shrink to 100th my size and go swimming inside a half empty water bottle. thats always been one of my dreams since i was a kid. im still waiting for technology to catch up. |
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that's awesome |
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Do NOT send in squirrel bones. It's complicated. |
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u gonna get pwn3d by saliva germs. |
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a pair of wings |
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Having every male and ugly female disappear, then have me be leader and I spread propaganda that I'm the reincarnation of ringo starr so all the girls wanna fuck my brains out and decree that wearing clothes is illegal plus any other laws I want all enforced with spankings. |
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Either way it's gonna hurt getting out, no? =P |
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I guess a piece of string lowered down would do the trick. |
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some recognition of the original poster with regards recent trolls and other fuckwits in general |
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Steve, could you shrink and crawl into my nose with a squeegee to clear up my congestion? That would be really good right now. |
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for your health! |
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Did you see the one where he was explaining the human body to kids? Muss-kulls! Let's sneak up on dobbin and give him bunny hugs! |
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if i could, i would. i would even crawl up your asshole with a high powered hose and give you a good colon cleansing. but since its not possible as of yet, i recommend getting a large pot, boiling some water, putting a towel over your head and breathing in the steam. that should clear your congestion right up. |
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I've had 2 out of 3 tonight. You'd never guess which one is coming up next... |
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Du yu lick Ex-Bockse? |
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i really just want a nice warm bath |
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that sounds really nice, actually. It's been ages since I've had a bath. Showering is just so much quicker. |
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so warm n snug |
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To be weightless. That would be cool right now. |
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