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offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-26 20:07 [#02282378]
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here

has anyone got any more interesting masterbatory toys?



 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2009-03-26 20:16 [#02282379]
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Yeah, they are called hands.


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2009-03-26 20:20 [#02282380]
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Hole lotion... whatever next.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-26 20:24 [#02282381]
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I don't own one, just think it's funny, i'm sure i watched a
youtube video of a robotic mouth that sucks you off


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2009-03-26 20:29 [#02282382]
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It is funny. I mean, how would you feel after you have used
one. I think it might be the final act before you kill
yourself.


 

offline oyvinto on 2009-03-26 20:54 [#02282387]
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apparently better then pussy


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-27 15:25 [#02282644]
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They are all silly.

I just use love eggs up my arse.

Cleaning the string can be unpleasant, though.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-27 15:26 [#02282645]
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Actually, yeah, I have seen that before. It looks good, but
expensive. if I had the money I still wouldn't buy it
though, as I would lose the incentive for human intercourse.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-03-27 16:20 [#02282670]
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i like to use a frozen chicken full of stinging nettles


 

offline michelnicholas from 'Round the Bend... on 2009-03-27 16:23 [#02282672]
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people just love stealing links from watmm here don't they,
yet they spout hate.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-03-27 16:27 [#02282673]
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fuck right off out of it this instant, sir.

*does a urine on watmm links*


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-03-27 16:32 [#02282677]
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how does one "steal" a link?


 

offline michelnicholas from 'Round the Bend... on 2009-03-27 16:56 [#02282685]
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by putting in their pocket and fuckin liftin it! i don't
know! anusanusanus.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-03-27 17:23 [#02282692]
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:O


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-27 17:26 [#02282693]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-28 08:33 [#02282803]
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hahaha!

Look how far down his pants are! SO hip...

Hilarious, thanks for that.

But wherever was it from?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-30 11:27 [#02283177]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-03-30 11:47 [#02283180]
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click orb, wing gate, quattro wave, end orb...
sound like nice idm-tracks!


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-30 15:17 [#02283206]
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Ah right, from a film. Looks good. Any good?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-03-30 15:25 [#02283208]
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fucking hell, is this for iMasturbation?


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-03-30 17:14 [#02283232]
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fucking Star Wars wanking!


 

offline PS on 2009-03-30 18:45 [#02283240]
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Don't forget the harvest bulbs; when touched they emulate
the sounds of cawing crows, sending you back to days of
yore.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2009-03-30 20:37 [#02283250]
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B=============D -- . .. , .


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-31 11:27 [#02283305]
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yes


 


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