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When I think about the way I use XLtronic, it kinda makes me think of it as being like a girlfriend. I go out into the world, do my thing, but whatever I do in the day, I always have XL waiting here for me when I get back in the evening. Also I spent a lot of time on it on my days off, as I would with a girlfriend. I haven't been out with anyone for ages and the thing I miss most is having someone there for me when I got home from a crap at work. Having XL alleviates this slightly. :) And before anyone says it, yes, I am sure that if I spent less time on here and more time in the real world, I would increase my chances of finding a girlfriend. But until then... this'll do juuuuuust fine. |
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im sorry, i just have to laugh at this |
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sexy motherlickers |
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your touch feels nice...... XLT will always be a nice booty call for you. You just wont bring her home for XMAS dinner with mom. :) |
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good, this isn't a serious thread |
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why so un serious ? |
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okay, i can see how this thread can be misconstrued. it's not i am saying i will never get a girlfriend, so i will settle for XL. just that in one small way, XL could be viewed as being like relationship. |
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heehe ugly mother licker |
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haha! :D |
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lol, my friend showed me that today. It reminded me off my other friend who looked fucking awful after a particularly intense night out. She was tagged on FB and, unsurprisingly untagged it the same day. Shame. |
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ridiculous <3 xlt though, but ridiculous |
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your gf is a WHORE |
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your posts are getting increasingly cringe-worthy |
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your idea of a girlfriend is a wife at home waiting for you to get back from work? |
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don't go near me. i have all sorts of scary viruses! |
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Yet they're still better than yours. Cringe-worthy is my style, man! Take a leaf out of Shaun Bateman's book: "Deal with it. Rock n roll" :) |
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True, but she's the best I got. |
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Not physically, just someone figuratively 'there' for you. This is only part of what I like about being in a relationship. One of many good things. This is the only way that XL is like a partner. I didn't mean for this to be taken so seriously. It was just a thought. |
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lol *mental note taken* :) |
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*cringe* |
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I concur |
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Good. That's exactly the reaction I excpected from people such as you. I only said it to be annoying, it's not part of my personal ideology. |
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don't play mind games with your gf. |
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good grief. |
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At first I thought you saying you want an extra large girlfriend, I had in mind a big african GF who doesn't wear a top and shakes her boobs very fast to tribal music... |
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racial |
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This entire thread is kinda creepy to be honest... Some of you scare me... |
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i am racist I love black people, i love gay people too....i mean hhuu |
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i bet you've got loads of black friends |
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calm down you tart youre making it worse |
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You're right. :( I'll chill. |
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XLT used to be really smoking with WHAT I DID TODAY post's, I kind of miss them. Just like how it is over run these days with those "HEY CLICK THIS" then there is a one word post. I'm sure we will miss those at some point in the future as well : ) Bring back the XLTBLOGGERS ! |
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I am also single, and I actually think I have fallen in love with XLT. Don't laugh. I take my laptop to bed, login and cream my love juicy all over XLT, and XLT responds most graciously. We hope to be getting engaged in June. |
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oxygenfad, Barcode: :D |
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sometimes xltronic should be treated like a whore, and other times it should be treated like a gentle flower. usually it is most effective to treat it like a whore first, and then smooth it out by being tender and affectionate. this kind of manipulation is pretty effective at fostering dependency and submission. also, an occasional cringe worthy post is wise. by feigning weakness, and then putting the smack down on the person who tries to ridicule you, you effectively do the same thing as kicking someones ass the first day in prison. you can now move freely between behaving like a civil member of the community, or getting creative and trolling it up a bit. |
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of course i am joking, (mostly.) i'm not this insane i just get stoned and pretend to be. |
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ok. |
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just tell me i'm doing it wrong. |
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ok. |
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I think there's truth in what you said. Thanks, good to know not everyone is a cunt on here. :) |
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"Do I really look like a man with a plan, Tractern? I don't have a plan. Brisk has plans, Kenny Rogers has plans. you know what I am, Tractern? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one. I just DO things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I HATE plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's. Hannah Montana has plans, Bulletproofmask has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'M telling the truth"*Gives Tractern Gun*"It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. |
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you can't think other than a nice pair of chubby boobies heh |
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hahahaha |
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Happy Valentines |
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i take it easy with zilty, but i think i'll be very very sad when zilty goes... :( |
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K, now that was a bit much. You sound like Neo from the Matrix. The preceding post would have sufficed. :) |
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Mo, Jivver, those songs were nice, but a bit gay. Perfect for XL, she'll love them. I am hoping to lose myself to her tonight. Thanks for precipitating this beautiful act. |
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is zilty XLtronic? |
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Tracturd? |
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