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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-21 20:58 [#02281251]
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When I think about the way I use XLtronic, it kinda makes
me think of it as being like a girlfriend.

I go out into the world, do my thing, but whatever I do in
the day, I always have XL waiting here for me when I get
back in the evening. Also I spent a lot of time on it on my
days off, as I would with a girlfriend. I haven't been out
with anyone for ages and the thing I miss most is having
someone there for me when I got home from a crap at work.
Having XL alleviates this slightly. :)

And before anyone says it, yes, I am sure that if I spent
less time on here and more time in the real world, I would
increase my chances of finding a girlfriend. But until
then... this'll do juuuuuust fine.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-03-21 21:18 [#02281252]
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im sorry, i just have to laugh at this


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-21 21:25 [#02281254]
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sexy motherlickers


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2009-03-21 21:30 [#02281263]
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your touch feels nice......

XLT will always be a nice booty call for you. You just wont
bring her home for XMAS dinner with mom.

:)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-21 21:30 [#02281264]
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good, this isn't a serious thread


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-21 21:32 [#02281265]
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why so un serious ?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-03-21 21:32 [#02281266]
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what hides behind LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-21 21:32 [#02281267]
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okay, i can see how this thread can be misconstrued. it's
not i am saying i will never get a girlfriend, so i will
settle for XL. just that in one small way, XL could be
viewed as being like relationship.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-21 21:33 [#02281268]
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heehe ugly mother licker


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-21 21:33 [#02281269]
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haha! :D


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-21 21:40 [#02281274]
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lol, my friend showed me that today. It reminded me off my
other friend who looked fucking awful after a particularly
intense night out. She was tagged on FB and, unsurprisingly
untagged it the same day. Shame.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-03-22 02:01 [#02281276]
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ridiculous

<3 xlt though,

but ridiculous


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-03-22 04:05 [#02281292]
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your gf is a WHORE


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-03-22 04:26 [#02281297]
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your posts are getting increasingly cringe-worthy


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-03-22 04:46 [#02281301]
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your idea of a girlfriend is a wife at home waiting for you
to get back from work?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-22 06:12 [#02281308]
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don't go near me. i have all sorts of scary viruses!


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 06:31 [#02281314]
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Yet they're still better than yours.

Cringe-worthy is my style, man! Take a leaf out of Shaun
Bateman's book: "Deal with it. Rock n roll" :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 06:31 [#02281315]
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True, but she's the best I got.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 06:34 [#02281316]
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Not physically, just someone figuratively 'there' for you.

This is only part of what I like about being in a
relationship. One of many good things.

This is the only way that XL is like a partner. I didn't
mean for this to be taken so seriously. It was just a
thought.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 06:34 [#02281318]
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lol

*mental note taken*

:)


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-03-22 07:20 [#02281330]
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*cringe*


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-03-22 07:50 [#02281332]
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I concur


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 07:59 [#02281334]
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Good. That's exactly the reaction I excpected from people
such as you.

I only said it to be annoying, it's not part of my personal
ideology.


 

offline blaaard from Imatra (close to sky) (Finland) on 2009-03-22 08:16 [#02281337]
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don't play mind games with your gf.


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-03-22 09:20 [#02281342]
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good grief.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 09:35 [#02281344]
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At first I thought you saying you want an extra large
girlfriend, I had in mind a big african GF who doesn't wear
a top and shakes her boobs very fast to tribal music...


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-03-22 09:37 [#02281345]
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racial


 

offline Olrox from Dracula's castle on 2009-03-22 09:37 [#02281346]
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This entire thread is kinda creepy to be honest... Some of
you scare me...


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 09:42 [#02281348]
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i am racist I love black people, i love gay people too....i
mean hhuu


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-03-22 10:16 [#02281360]
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i bet you've got loads of black friends


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-03-22 13:22 [#02281401]
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calm down you tart youre making it worse


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 13:26 [#02281403]
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You're right. :(

I'll chill.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2009-03-22 13:31 [#02281406]
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XLT used to be really smoking with WHAT I DID TODAY post's,
I kind of miss them. Just like how it is over run these days
with those "HEY CLICK THIS" then there is a one word post.
I'm sure we will miss those at some point in the future as
well : )

Bring back the XLTBLOGGERS !


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2009-03-22 14:00 [#02281412]
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I am also single, and I actually think I have fallen in love
with XLT. Don't laugh. I take my laptop to bed, login and
cream my love juicy all over XLT, and XLT responds most
graciously. We hope to be getting engaged in June.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-22 14:14 [#02281418]
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oxygenfad, Barcode: :D


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-03-22 16:50 [#02281465]
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sometimes xltronic should be treated like a whore, and other
times it should be treated like a gentle flower. usually it
is most effective to treat it like a whore first, and then
smooth it out by being tender and affectionate. this kind of
manipulation is pretty effective at fostering dependency and
submission.

also, an occasional cringe worthy post is wise. by feigning
weakness, and then putting the smack down on the person who
tries to ridicule you, you effectively do the same thing as
kicking someones ass the first day in prison. you can now
move freely between behaving like a civil member of the
community, or getting creative and trolling it up a bit.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-03-22 17:07 [#02281468]
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of course i am joking, (mostly.) i'm not this insane i just
get stoned and pretend to be.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2009-03-22 17:59 [#02281469]
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ok.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-03-22 18:05 [#02281471]
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just tell me i'm doing it wrong.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2009-03-22 20:04 [#02281472]
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ok.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-23 06:38 [#02281491]
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I think there's truth in what you said.

Thanks, good to know not everyone is a cunt on here. :)


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-03-23 08:02 [#02281498]
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"Do I really look like a man with a plan, Tractern? I don't
have a plan. Brisk has plans, Kenny Rogers has plans. you
know what I am, Tractern? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't
know what to do with one if I caught one. I just DO things.
I'm a wrench in the gears. I HATE plans. Yours, theirs,
everyone's. Hannah Montana has plans, Bulletproofmask has
plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a
schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to
control things really are. So when I say that what happened
to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'M
telling the truth"*Gives Tractern Gun*"It's a schemer who
put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans.
Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your
plan and turned it on itself.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-23 13:42 [#02281547]
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you can't think other than a nice pair of chubby boobies heh


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-23 13:55 [#02281551]
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LAZY_TITLE

hahahaha


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2009-03-23 17:34 [#02281569]
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Happy Valentines Tracturd


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-03-24 04:55 [#02281603]
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i take it easy with zilty, but i think i'll be very very sad
when zilty goes... :(


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-24 12:28 [#02281708]
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K, now that was a bit much. You sound like Neo from the
Matrix.

The preceding post would have sufficed. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-24 12:31 [#02281709]
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Mo, Jivver, those songs were nice, but a bit gay.

Perfect for XL, she'll love them. I am hoping to lose myself
to her tonight. Thanks for precipitating this beautiful act.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-24 12:32 [#02281711]
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is zilty XLtronic?


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2009-03-24 12:36 [#02281714]
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Tracturd?


 


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