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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-31 01:01 [#00151259]
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I just logged in two seconds ago, and there was ZERO
online... now there's 5, in the last split second.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-31 01:01 [#00151261]
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Now there's 9 in the last 10 seconds, this is some fucked up
shit. By the way, this is my 2000th post. What a shit topic
to waste it on. :-)


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 01:03 [#00151263]
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yeah, and what a shit person to get 2000 topics posted...
you disgust me phecks


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-31 01:03 [#00151264]
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no


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-31 01:04 [#00151266]
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yes


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2002-03-31 01:04 [#00151269]
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maybe?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-31 01:05 [#00151270]
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ur machine is wrong cause I haven't moved!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-31 01:08 [#00151275]
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What in the name of...!!! Jesus Mary and fucking Joseph,
that was an interesting glitch. Ah well, 2000. What a loser
I is. Diemax is right, I'm going to drown myself in the
toilet.


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-31 01:10 [#00151278]
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i've noticed there isn't many people online but maybe thats
cos its sat night...


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 01:12 [#00151283]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



no no no
the toilet's too good for you, unless it's some sort of
third world toilet where you have to stand up when you "go"
otherwise i'm thinking the only intelligent way you could
kill yourself would involve a toaster oven, and some astro
glide


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-31 01:27 [#00151307]
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I've got a toaster, and I'll go get some astro glide. But I
don't get it, I don't see the point... I'd rather tie a rope
around my neck to a tree, then hop in a convertible and step
on the gas. If done right, I'll be decapitated, and my car
with my headless corpse spewing liquid death out of the
stump of my neck will barrell towards downtown, killing
random people! I'll tell you all about it when I get back,
if I survive my death.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-03-31 03:34 [#00151349]
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doesn't seem like there is anyone on here right now at all.
no posts.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-03-31 04:11 [#00151373]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #00151307



that's a pretty interesting and funny way to die...i don't
think i've ever heard that one...i think some ppl came up
with over 6million ways to die...and think that's now 6mill
and one...

what's astroglide?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-31 04:16 [#00151376]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



let's just say it's a lubricant


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 04:19 [#00151377]
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yeah like ky jelly
and ophecks, you'd still need a convertible-
and anyways i don't really want you to kill yourself man-
i don't hate you that much...
well ...
yeah i do-
but.
i'd rather kill you myself, so why not wait 'til the next
time i'm in canada, okay? if it'll make you feel better i'll
borrow my gramma's miata


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 04:19 [#00151378]
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or i could rip the top off my omni- your choice man


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 04:23 [#00151383]
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and for anyone that's interested, you take the astroglide
and lube yourself up.
then you plug in the toaster.
then you shove the toaster up your ass.
any more questions?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-03-31 04:26 [#00151387]
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.......


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-03-31 04:27 [#00151388]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular | Followup to diemax: #00151383



that must have been your brain on drugs...

any questions?


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 05:14 [#00151480]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



sobriety, actually- i need more drugs before i start acting
civilized


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2002-03-31 05:14 [#00151482]
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and i do have a question


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-03-31 05:42 [#00151561]
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Damn ophecks your on this MB ALOT


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-31 05:43 [#00151562]
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I feel kinda dumb having over 2000 messages... I really
spend too much time here... :)


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-03-31 05:52 [#00151578]
Points: 4241 Status: Lurker



I usually always have over 20 people on AIM everytime im on,
the thing is i maybe talk to 1 of them.....pathetic i know


 


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