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offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 11:13 [#02279419]
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has it ever happend to you ?


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 11:14 [#02279420]
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yes it has :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-14 11:15 [#02279421]
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WHen I was about 14, but never since, fars I can 'member.
When was the last time it happened to you, dare I ask?


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-03-14 11:15 [#02279422]
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man stuff like that is unnecessary in my life cuz i'm
chronically mastur...getting pussy


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 11:17 [#02279424]
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well wow it happens form time to time for me hehe
maybe 1 to 4 times a year


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-14 11:41 [#02279430]
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it just simply means you arnt getting any


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 11:42 [#02279432]
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is that true ?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2009-03-14 11:45 [#02279436]
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get some


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:02 [#02279444]
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i did get it


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-03-14 12:04 [#02279446]
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i never have... is there something wrong with me?


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:08 [#02279449]
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i thought this was cummon (common )


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-14 12:12 [#02279454]
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never have either. i always wake up when i'm in the mood.
and btw, from an evolutionary point of view
ejaculating-in-sleep is for losers.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-03-14 12:14 [#02279455]
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you can't really decide when it happens


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:15 [#02279456]
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im a loser baby so why dont you kill me


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-03-14 12:15 [#02279457]
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*you can't control it


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-14 12:16 [#02279458]
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it's that's not what you meant, but ehm, yeah the waking up
happens naturally.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:18 [#02279459]
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i thought this was normal to guys honestly
has happens alot of times to me

it could also means i am a horny bastard


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-03-14 12:21 [#02279460]
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i think you are supposed to burn all your clothes and drop
your junk in some holy cold shower water. nocturnal
emissions are from the succubus, who will pleasure you short
time but torment you forever after she bites off your junk
with her 7 layer jaw of serrated teeth madness.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-14 12:22 [#02279461]
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no no no
it means you'll sleep through a whole lot of mating
opportunities. which is bad. very bad


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:36 [#02279465]
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sex sex sex damn


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 12:37 [#02279467]
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i was happy though :)


 

offline catfood03 on 2009-03-14 13:48 [#02279480]
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this happens to me, and it collects on the ceiling


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-03-14 13:49 [#02279481]
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word
and i like your new avatar :)
and i am not gay


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-03-14 14:22 [#02279493]
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i guess that's why it's called "hitting an airplane" in hong
kong


 

offline catfood03 on 2009-03-14 14:25 [#02279494]
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up
and thanks !!
and i am


 

offline catfood03 on 2009-03-14 14:27 [#02279495]
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makes me want to string model airplanes from my ceiling and
see how many i can knock down.


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-03-14 15:12 [#02279510]
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Wet dreams? Haven't had them since my teen years. Milking
the bed is no fun.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-03-14 17:28 [#02279538]
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if you ejaculate in your sleep, start masturbating more.


 

offline WiselyChosen from WiselyLocated (Israel) on 2009-03-14 17:45 [#02279567]
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*BACKFLIPS


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-14 18:16 [#02279581]
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Bad advice. That makes it happen more.

Um, a friend told me that. I didn't discover it from
personal experience. nloltcut (nervous laugh out loud to
cover up truth)


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2009-03-15 06:15 [#02279618]
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but sometimes you do want to wake up - and it happens


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2009-03-15 08:36 [#02279631]
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It happened to me last month (I am 31!). I was suffering
from smallpox and couldn't touch any part of my bodyfor
about 3 weeks... It wasn't a happy shooting, though. Rather
a hurtful one... ;/


 

offline Olrox from Dracula's castle on 2009-03-15 10:05 [#02279640]
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When I lucid dream I like to try and aim the dream to
bangin' really hot Scandinavian chicks. It seems pretty damn
real until I wake up. Lucid dreaming is better than drugs!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-03-15 19:49 [#02279787]
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not in my experience.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-03-15 19:49 [#02279788]
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*FRONTFLIPS


 


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