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offline Advocate on 2009-02-07 17:00 [#02270870]
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so i was having casual sex with this guy the other day when
he suddenly said: "kill me like you mean it (but in
norwegian)".

i got so perplexed i didn't know what to say/do. i'm not
into sadism/violence stuff at all so i threw him out.

the end.

rate this story 1-5 plz.

(1 = bad, 5 = fabtastic)

 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-02-07 17:09 [#02270873]
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3.1

I believe it is true, cos it was a Norwegian and those guys
are sexually ambivolent, from what I hear.


 

offline Advocate on 2009-02-07 17:09 [#02270874]
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ambivolent lol

 

offline Advocate on 2009-02-07 17:13 [#02270876]
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sorry

just kidding with you

i'm in a carnivorous mood tonight. nothing personal.

 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-02-07 17:20 [#02270877]
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I don't gettit.

Wait... where am I?

 

offline Advocate on 2009-02-07 17:25 [#02270878]
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no worries.

most people feel they're in a loop like (me) and you.

 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-02-07 17:30 [#02270879]
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Oh right.

I am now watching the G.I Joe spoofs. They are sorta more
funny than weird, but entertaining, nonetheless. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-02-07 17:33 [#02270880]
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This one is particularly strange. But laugh out loud
funny, too.


 

offline Advocate on 2009-02-07 17:40 [#02270881]
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my favourite.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING ON MY FUCKING LAWN? DON'T
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

GET THAT KID OFF MY ICE YOU LITTLE WANKERS.

ALRIGHT GIVE HIM THE STICK DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK.

 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-02-07 18:01 [#02270888]
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Yeah, that one is great- actually makes some sense, too.

I don't even understand why I like these vids. Part of the
charm may be in their short length, I guess


 

offline Powli from Lawrence, KS on 2009-02-07 18:28 [#02270902]
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I don't know why I think they're funny either...for some
reason, I still laugh every time.


 

offline MASUGNEN from Lund (Sweden) on 2009-02-07 18:30 [#02270904]
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THOMAS BRINKMANN IN DA HOUSE!

 

offline music maker from St.Louis (United States) on 2009-02-08 02:31 [#02270940]
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i rate your life a 0.25

 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2009-02-08 04:12 [#02270953]
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I rate it 5 cock rings.

10 is the maximum, then the cock explodes.

 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-02-08 06:22 [#02270970]
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rated: 1 unfapulas

 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-02-08 07:56 [#02270990]
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"tell him if you must, I no longer care: I mean to have you
even if it must be BURGLARY!"


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-02-08 17:24 [#02271208]
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all the gravity of the earth is leaking into space, causing
the stars to collide and form a new sun, which will kill us
with its heat rays.

a new tax is being devised to prevent this. pay £200, do
not pass go.


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2009-02-08 19:01 [#02271232]
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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-02-09 06:57 [#02271300]
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i am so perplexed i don't know what to say/do.

i'll keep reading some nietzsche and feel older

 

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