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offline thatne from United States on 2009-01-18 16:04 [#02265926]
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afx - konklaver


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-01-18 16:05 [#02265927]
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01 - Flan Ard (4:10)
02 - Saint Water 2 (5:59)
03 - Gatelewn (5:43)
04 - Mist In Storage (2:57)
05 - Konklaver (8:41)
06 - Fashionable Headpiece (4:32)
07 - Kashing For (5:03)
08 - In (Fank2) (9:37)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2009-01-18 16:09 [#02265929]
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He is arranging to elect a pope in Germany? What an odd
title.
Do you think this is real, the track names also look a bit
rubbish?


 

offline Barf Simpleton from the outback (Zimbabwe) on 2009-01-18 16:20 [#02265932]
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ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but
its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats
how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"
is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found
it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.
Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive
ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried
when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to
it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it
really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes
make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right
speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left
speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like
the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act
of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that
you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just
wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank
cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2009-01-18 16:24 [#02265937]
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fourth.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-01-18 17:23 [#02266007]
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Lee, what do you mean track titles rubbish ???
ITS FUCKING IDM dude.

6th


 

offline Advocate on 2009-01-18 17:25 [#02266010]
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watmm is a fucking zoo. i dont trust this. at all.


 

offline Advocate on 2009-01-18 17:30 [#02266013]
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... but i could be wrong.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-01-18 17:33 [#02266018]
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Advocate for Moderator.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2009-01-18 18:49 [#02266034]
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well it fits in with tolstoyed's predicition, cat200 by
afx...


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-01-18 19:36 [#02266037]
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random fun facts for more konklaver misinformation:

Konk Studios
84-86 Tottenham Lane
London
N8 7EE

"added vocals on new kooks album by Luke Pritchard"



 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-01-18 19:54 [#02266046]
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omg luke kook is the tuss


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-01-18 19:55 [#02266047]
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Sounds bloody great! A continuation of Analord 10 > Tuss.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-01-18 20:01 [#02266053]
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you got it!


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2009-01-19 02:28 [#02266073]
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track titles sound like slsk fakes.
i can already hear the out of place screechy sounds, floops
snare rushes and software basslines.


 

offline beNito from Paris (France) on 2009-01-19 04:30 [#02266085]
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here we go, 2 months of wild speculations and wild internet
wank of course...


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2009-01-19 04:49 [#02266086]
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Appealing track lengths.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-01-19 05:08 [#02266089]
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that was exactly my thought!


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2009-01-19 05:12 [#02266093]
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how do you know?


 

offline midgetbridget from Bouvet Island on 2009-01-19 05:12 [#02266094]
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rephlex.com updated!!!!!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-01-19 05:13 [#02266095]
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you can read that here on xlt.



 

offline midgetbridget from Bouvet Island on 2009-01-19 05:15 [#02266096]
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Boomkat Pre-order!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-01-19 05:19 [#02266099]
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midgetbridget is void


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-01-19 05:52 [#02266103]
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omg rdj is indie now?


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-01-19 05:54 [#02266104]
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indie/rock/alternative by boomkats pre order descripto this
is gonna be goooooooooooooooooood.


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-01-19 05:55 [#02266105]
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c'mon, get a life.


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2009-01-19 06:11 [#02266107]
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i got buzz caner just to celebrate the 'news'.

at least, ill have some fast beats to drill my brain if the
afx thing becames not real...


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-19 06:17 [#02266109]
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i'm getting pretty tired of having to make fakes all over
again and get them turned into another crap album like
rushup edge


 

offline Quaristice on 2009-01-19 06:43 [#02266114]
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this thread is top search for 'konklaver' in google

where is the articles?


 

offline MASUGNEN from Lund (Sweden) on 2009-01-19 09:25 [#02266161]
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rephlex.com updated?

What is CAT195?


 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-01-19 09:39 [#02266166]
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it was "the shimmering hour"


 

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-01-19 09:40 [#02266167]
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i think


 

offline Mum_Ra from LOL (United States) on 2009-01-19 11:47 [#02266178]
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track titles sound like real deal.
i can already hear the perfectly golden-ratioed screechy
sounds, max msp
snare rushes and doepfer basslines.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2009-01-19 11:53 [#02266181]
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We are One, You and I.
Opposing sides of the Same Mystical Orb.
Alpha, Omega, Zero and Plus Minus One.
Ah. Oh.

Life.


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2009-01-19 13:11 [#02266197]
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did rephlex only released 3 albums in 2008?!?!

katabatic + rodulate + bochum welt's...


 

offline MASUGNEN from Lund (Sweden) on 2009-01-19 13:23 [#02266201]
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'07 was a great year for Rephlex, naturally Grant wanted to
relax a bit.


 

offline Key from Bbbbarrow-in-f (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-19 13:27 [#02266204]
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well katabatic was an ep
and rodulate, bochum welt (and also 808's quadrastate) were
all largely old archive material, but I think that was it.
so overall it was a pretty quiet year in terms of fresh
albums. Im hoping for a more packed release shedule this
year.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2009-01-19 16:35 [#02266257]
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Theres a an mp3 floating round called AFX - Konklaver but
its just the Taffynek song, so someone else thinks Lowenek
was/is a preview?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-01-19 17:27 [#02266278]
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same.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2009-01-19 20:09 [#02266287]
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minehead97 26min


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2009-01-20 05:59 [#02266354]
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What about it? I love that song but surely that's Tuss
material?


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-20 19:09 [#02266598]
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i'm going to laugh stitches when this album is really ktpa
3-11


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2009-01-21 02:04 [#02266638]
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Saint Water 2? That's so sqwearpushaaa


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-21 04:23 [#02266661]
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yes i don't like these names.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-21 18:57 [#02266884]
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I like 'Fashionable Headpiece' but the rest are sort of
shit. 'Mist In Storage' sounds like a Tycho track name.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2009-01-21 19:02 [#02266886]
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yeah because shit titles = shit music


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-01-21 21:54 [#02266899]
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the titles look crap until you pull up your itunes or
whatever and look at his other song titles. they fit in ok
with such as crying in your face, wet tip hen ax, corn
mouth, etc



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-21 22:12 [#02266900]
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No one said that. Well SM pennyworth kind of did, but he was
joking. I don't think anyone's drawing parallels between the
titles and the actual music. This is an aphex twin message
board, after all. We eat up anything he releases.


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2009-01-21 22:30 [#02266901]
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eat up and gag!


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2009-01-22 01:59 [#02266916]
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What i meant was:
obvious shit titles = obvious fake

there is absolutely nothing that indicates this is legit at
all.

if this was a new afx release it'd probably be good despite
the crap track titles, but konklaver is just a messageboard
post that anyone could have written. how people can actually
deem this as credible is totally beyond me. and i don't say
that to be mean at all, i really don't get it.


 


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