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I'm shit at remembering jokes... this is the only one I can remember... A guy is checking into a hotel and asks the girls behind the counter "Is the porn channel disabled in my room?" she replies "No its fucking normal porn you sick bastard!" |
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Not delieberately being nasty, but I found the instant rimshot thing more enjoyable than the joke. |
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guy is driving home when he gets pulled over by the police. policeman says to the driver, "Have you been drinking tonight sir?" man says, "Why is there a fat bird in the car?" |
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* "Why? is there a fat bird in the car?" //gets coat. |
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this guy came up to me the other day and asked if i wanted to see his ten foot snake. fucking liar. everyone knows snakes don't have feet. |
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what's black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawking in a house fire :( |
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oh dear.... hahaha |
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what's the best thing about fucking 27 year olds? you get to fuck 20 of them. |
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two nuns in the bath one says "wheres the soap?" second replies "in the soap dish where it should be" |
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What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to |
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What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain's log. |
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Whats brown and sticky? A stick. |
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Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks |
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Taxidermist most surely wins, but here is a story from way back: A teacher says " I know how sometimes words made" and then a gentleman say how you sa.. and just then a giant airplane crashes into the building!! hahahaha! |
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you know what the paedophile jew says to children? "would you like to BUY some candy?" |
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So a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw some kids?" The rabbi responds, "Out of what?" |
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whats the difference between a lorry load of dead puppies and a lorry load of marbles? you cant unload the marbles with a pitch fork. |
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