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I once tried to join the anti Scientology group 'Anonymous', but... well... I just didn't know who to contact. |
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i once masturbated in a video store in the basement floor section to some shannon tweed thriller cover image.. i dont think anyone knew |
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* hi fives cx then washes hands * |
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I'm a mighty pirate |
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i'm gay. |
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Once I was in the basement section of a video store and heard some fapping on the other side of the shelf. I peeked through the videos and spied on a guy masturbating to a Shannon Tweed thriller cover. I don't think he knew that I was watching him and also masturbating to the Shannon Tweed thriller cover. |
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heh heh |
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i think we knew that already! (so am i ,btw) |
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in think we knew that already! (...) |
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i'm a pisces |
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i think i know you knew that already |
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were you making tongue gestures like Gene Simmons while you did this? |
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(so am i, btw) |
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no you ain't! |
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I am married to the drummer from Elvis Costello's first three albums. |
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YO HAVE NO GAYDAR :) |
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you're right... what's been wrong with me, lately? I... |
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also, speaking of Shannon Tweed, it is important that everyone watch Hot Dog The Movie as soon as possible. |
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dude i just came out on aphex fan site don't i get a dick up the bum or sumthing? |
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i don't have a facebook but i want a whopper |
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I need oxygen or I'll die. No lie blud. |
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i posed as an undercover police man and made an arrest on a drunkard |
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fine. i was hoping this would be a moment. |
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i tried to trade my ps2 back to gamestation with a sandwich wedged in the expansion bay. |
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c'mere you, sit over here next to me |
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nor do i(have a fezbook) i once sat in a kayak with eddie 'the eagle' edwards |
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ok *shuffle |
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that's better. you're my best friend. |
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i tried to understand faces book....but i felt like an old woman trying to play colin mcrea rally upsiddown after 5 sleeping tablets . |
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do you have to give your real name on face book? |
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I live on an orbiting body of methane in the Kuiper belt where there's nothing to do so I log onto the internet all day. Originally there was a frozen planet out here but I blew it up with one of my farts, thus creating the belt and all the methane. |
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don't or i'll fall in love, i'm so easily controlled. shit i'm gonna get done over by baaad people. |
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me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke me american me so smart me didnt drink that pee pee part |
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im a thief! a filthy thief. |
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(so am i, btw) |
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When I was a sixth grade, I beat all the kids at my school to qualify for the regional spelling bee competition. I ended up in sixth place after missing the word rackettail, which i spelled r a c k e t a i l. It was such a bonehead mistake. To make things worse, the next three kids after me dropped like flies. Had I got that answer right, I would've been guaranteed a top 3 slot and a sweet encyclopedia set. Had I won I would've went to Washington for the big show. After winning that, I would've become a huge success, rich and powerful, retired early, and would be laying in my sensory deprivation tank right now not thinking about anything. |
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im so full of love, just as i am full of hatred. |
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I am a college graduate specializing in Data analysis and internet development. |
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instead you're in the sensory deprivation tank we call the idm forums |
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why the hatred ? |
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I am what you call "gay". |
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someone said "a fact" and suddenly half the board feels the need to come out of the closet. i'm currently addicted to winegums, btw |
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darth twin (glitchard) is so scary to me |
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i got a jay-walking ticket, coz i'm a bad ass mofo. |
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im on blood-pressure medication |
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I came out of the astrology closet. Now fondle my Sacgittarius. |
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I'm ideal weight but I'm still on constant diet |
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I stole from my parents friends purse while they were all having dinner in the next room. I still feel guilty 28 years later. |
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when i was 16, 2 days after being asked to trial at Torino football club, i broke my right leg and got a splintered hairline fracture in my left leg during an x-rated tackle in a game of indoor soccer for my dads team...! snap! |
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i have phone phobia |
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