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I'm just about to go to the toilet, any advice? |
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Don't. |
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Oops. I just ejected 3 logs around 3.22pm. |
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we do not choose |
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Ejected logs, thats good. |
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Good? Elaborate. Lest it be gross... Oo look! I made tiers with words |
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do your fellow man a favour; print this out, stick it up in a public toilet near you and start a tally on the wall. |
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Type 1 look yummy. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg&feature=related |
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how were the edges of the logs? were they smoothly tapered or did they have jagged breaks? It's important to determine whether this was 3 unique logs or 1 massive shite that broke up upon re-entry. |
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They were type 3 according to the Bristol Stool chart. It was with great pride and unreserved joy that I flushed them into the Thames. |
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haha. This is a glorious shit, indeed. Speaking of the bristol stool chart, I remember a long time ago, as a child visiting a gastroenterologist's office, there was a poster displaying a cross section of a man, highlighting the alimentary canal, at the end of which had rolled a textbook type-1 ball. I had never seen such a spherical shit and was forever changed, convinced that doctors knew the secret to the perfect poo. |
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I just took a shit... No joke, this thing stood perfectly vertical. A beautiful tower, it was. It even breached the water's surface, ever so slightly. This thing stood like a type-3 monument to the gods, and then I flushed it. |
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Why didn't you take a mobile pic and post it? That's just selfish. |
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i went thru a phase of taking pictures of my shits, if people really wanna start a 'post your shit' thread i'm sure i could dig some out. |
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Honestly, I had never seriously considered taking a pic of one of my shites until that moment. It took me a few moments to muster the will to flush it. I almost took a pic with my cellphone but when I imagined someone looking through my phone and seeing that, I felt too ashamed to continue. |
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