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something usually kicks off this time of year. what's yours? |
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my mates mom has been in hospital, cancer surgery. the punchline is that she was told yesterday that she's got MRSA. |
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i killed a man |
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im about to enter the trafford centre.if i dont make it out alive,you may have my macbook ampi. |
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i was surfing ebay minding my own business when my stupid computer table collapsed and i droped my keyboard and mouse , i ended up placing a bid on a ancient chineese s+x toy now worth 3100 us dollars. i've tried to communicate but they reply in japaneese font, this is horrific as i am about to go away and my nan is looking after my house and she opens mail even if i tell her not too. |
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I had a 4 hour drive coming down from Canaan, NH to Groton, MA in the middle of a blizzard almost crashing a dozen times. |
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lol that's simply unbelievable |
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what my thing or his thingy? |
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your thingy. i wouldn't make light of his 'thingy' unless it's really small. then i'd be justified in making 'light' of it |
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i told a fib to uplift ampies , actually it was a day nightmare i once had and thought "you know what?, that could actually happen your looking at an expensive item ( not that i would look at an ancient s+x toy) and you could drop your keybopard and bid 50000 grands". so there is something to learned in this tale :I |
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what's an s+x toy? =S |
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Just before the end of 2000, I found my 15-year-old brother Martin on the kitchen floor having convulsions. Martin revealed that he had taken some drugs given to him by Nick Cotton, and I gained revenge on Nick by placing an ecstasy tablet in his drink in The Queen Vic. I then lured Nick onto the arches and he fell to the ground, suffering a serious spinal injury which left him in hospital. Nick tried to claim that he had been pushed from the viaduct by me, but the police decided that there wasn't enough evidence to make an arrest, and Mick McFarlane had lied to them by stating that Nick had been alone when he fell. Nick left hospital in a wheelchair just two weeks after the accident, and was determined to gain revenge on me. He asked his son Ashley to set my house on fire, but Ashley refused and went back to live with his mother. Nick then went to recover in a spinal units and returned to Albert Square three months later on crutches, determined to continue his feud with me. Two weeks after his return, Nick had an argument with my girlfriend Lisa, only for me to spot them and come close to running over Nick, who then threatened to kill me. The next day, Nick cut the brakes on my motorbike and was determined that I would crash the bike and die. On the evening of 24 December, Ashley and I had an argument in The Queen Vic and Ashley then stormed out of the pub. Pauline Fowler spotted Ashley in the process of stealing my motorbike, and several of the Square's residents (including Nick and Dot) watched Ashley speeding along the street in a rage. He suddenly came face to face with a pedestrian, and swerved to avoid them. But the bike ploughed into the kerb and Ashley was thrown head-first into the front of the laundrette. Anthony, Nick, Dot and Pauline were all the scene within seconds, but it was too late - Ashley was already dead. |
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the same thing happened to me two weeks ago |
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Small world O_O |
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your life is worse than mine |
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I dropped my mum's iPhone today :I That is all. |
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what did you drop it on ? did it break? |
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"what did you drop it on?" heee heee heee |
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A |
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The wooden floor, and it didn't break gladly though it collided with eart with a bang i can tell you And no, i didn't drop it on my peepee |
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i was told i'm a cunt on an internetes' forum |
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i got aids for christmas |
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That's what happens when you accept a gift from vlari... |
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I was wondering when the fresh prince would kick-in on that story. |
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my drama: working. and a merry xmas to all!! |
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mates laptop got nicked by a dodgy taxi driver yesterday |
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dodgy?? .... he nicked it!!! id say a thief. was it in the boot? or did he go out to the cash machine and he drove off? |
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OMG D: |
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