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offline b6662966 from ? on 2008-12-19 18:08 [#02259820]
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Would you rather swallow and digest 2 tablespoons of random
mens semen or 2 tablespoons of random womens stool?


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-12-19 18:10 [#02259821]
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i think stool has less aids imo


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-19 18:11 [#02259822]
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Hold on, hold on...

*furiously leafing through Heidegger*



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-19 19:01 [#02259832]
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Is the stool made of wood?


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2008-12-19 19:08 [#02259835]
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semen gives at least some nutrition


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2008-12-19 19:09 [#02259836]
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i'm shocked:

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the
actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men
usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how
long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors.
Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with
calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7
calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make
up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the
other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2008-12-20 03:41 [#02259873]
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well .. e.coli resides in the bowel, so if you partake in
the faecal-oral route youre almost guaranteed to get
gastroenteritis. semen is pretty sterile in comparison so id
choose that.


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-12-20 05:33 [#02259888]
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semen! of course


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2008-12-20 05:37 [#02259890]
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if someone calls you a horse, say 'thankyou, thats your
opinion'. but if 10 people call you a horse, then youre a
bloody horse mate.


 

offline big from lsg on 2008-12-20 06:10 [#02259891]
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b4 you answer: don't forget about rukspoken


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-12-20 07:35 [#02259908]
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in-der-sperm-sein


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-12-20 09:30 [#02259918]
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i think it would be more dangerous eating the poo.

can you guarantee the semen will be 100% std free?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-20 09:43 [#02259920]
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erektoratsrede


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2008-12-23 05:59 [#02260373]
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would u rather,

take a bath in a tub full of ur dads spunk

or

a tub full of ur moms period ooze?


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-12-24 04:26 [#02260566]
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id rather be a random man doing spoons on 2 tables and a
stool with random women, which swallow and digest my semen.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-12-24 05:23 [#02260574]
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wie steht es um dieses sperm?


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-12-24 05:35 [#02260585]
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"gebt uns euer karma!
ihr wißt schon diese weiße flüssigkeit..."


 


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