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Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-12-05 07:17 [#02257155]
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the internet will never be the same again.

Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-12-05 08:39 [#02257181]
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DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-05 08:44 [#02257182]
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Oh my fucking god.

Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-05 08:46 [#02257184]
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It's quite a beautiful image in a way.

Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-12-05 08:47 [#02257187]
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the crunch would make a wicked snare drum

Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-05 08:54 [#02257191]
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I wonder if he went to hospital.

Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-12-05 08:56 [#02257194]
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not before he uploaded the video onto the internet.
priorities.

dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-12-05 09:00 [#02257195]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular

okay
i'm shocked

dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-12-05 09:11 [#02257198]
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but really, it is quite beautiful, and very sad

RussellDust on 2008-12-05 09:13 [#02257199]
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I'm gonna be gay (or ungay, not sure) and not watch it. Can
anyone fill me in? (lord)

dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-12-05 10:09 [#02257212]
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a man puts a large glass jar in his anus
the jar shatters
the man then silently and slowly pulls out the pieces of
glass, as blood gushes and forms a little puddle on the
floor
after some time he gets up, turns to his right and walks
out

he apparently screams nooo as he walks out, but i believe
the sound was added in post
which i think is in bad taste and detracts from the images

cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-12-05 10:20 [#02257215]
Points: 900 Status: Addict

never gonna watch this ever. may foward it to some peeps
tho

LOL

horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-05 10:26 [#02257218]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular

f u c k

RussellDust on 2008-12-05 10:31 [#02257220]
Points: 16078 Status: Regular | Followup to dariusgriffin: #02257212

Oh right. Thanx for that. You made it sound quite profound.

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-05 10:39 [#02257222]
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I like that the '2girls1cup' nomenclature has not been left
by the wayside. We need more
"#people#object" sex videos.

fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-05 10:41 [#02257223]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker

Before knowing the full story, I clicked the link, saw the
jar going in, figured it wasn't anything I hadn't seen
before and came back here without watching further. My
jadedness actually formed a protective barrier that
prevented me from seeing the jar break.

RussellDust on 2008-12-05 10:43 [#02257224]
Points: 16078 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #02257223

Hee heee you're a massive perv though

dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-12-05 10:46 [#02257225]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular

2girls1cup was a pointless grossout video that wasn't very
shocking at all
this however is tragic
i must say i'm kind of glad i saw it

fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-05 10:48 [#02257228]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02257224

Is there a single person with a computer who can honestly
say he hasn't already seen enormous miscellaneous objects in
someone's ass?

RussellDust on 2008-12-05 10:50 [#02257229]
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Typical perv talk/excuses .

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-05 11:00 [#02257233]
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yes, but doesn't it have an endearing name?

ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-12-05 11:01 [#02257234]
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yeah, like:
1girl2eels

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-05 11:02 [#02257235]
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Let's make this a reality. Do you know any girls?

ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-12-05 11:25 [#02257242]
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girls are hard to come by atm...
ill place an ad in the local newspaper:
"Seeking extrovert (w) for short movie,
should be animal-loving."

PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-12-05 12:39 [#02257248]
Points: 1911 Status: Lurker

dear god that was disturbing.

why do people not only do things like this but videotape
them?

really, a jar made out of thin glass.. what the fuck did he
expect? perhaps it's just what he wanted (I agree the
"noooo" at the end sounds very fake)

ecnadniarb on 2008-12-05 12:47 [#02257249]
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Looking at your reactions I'm quite concerned that I had no
physical or emotional response to watching this.

Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-12-05 13:53 [#02257256]
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I was only able to watch 20 seconds of this before feeling
extremely ill. I don't know what happens after the break but
the i'm the guy gets whatever he deserves.

Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-12-05 14:00 [#02257259]
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i'm still nauseous just thinking about it.

fuck that video.

Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-12-05 14:03 [#02257260]
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but i'm *thinking the guy.

fuck.

belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2008-12-05 14:34 [#02257265]
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don't be a cunt, nobody "deserves" an arse full of broken
glass even if they are extremely stupid

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-05 15:01 [#02257266]
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haha.

rad smiles on 2008-12-05 15:02 [#02257267]
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holy carp dudes i'v never bean more sexully araoused

Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-12-05 15:11 [#02257269]
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don't be a cunt, if you shove hollow glass up your ass you
deserve to face the possibility that your fucked up fetish
is going to blow up in your face (or asshole, in this
case).

it's like those morons who accidentally die from auto-erotic
asphyxiation but semi-hanging themselves to get off. A few
less retards in an overcrowded planet.

dariusgriffin from cool on 2008-12-05 15:13 [#02257270]
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Why are you not being a very nice person?

Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-12-05 15:15 [#02257271]
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I usually am pretty nice, really. The video just made me
kind of ill for a bit.

fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-05 15:54 [#02257278]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker

Oh god, guys arguing on the internet about broken glass jar
in the ass is my exact fetish.

fapfapfap

don't stop, don't stop. Call each other names.

cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-12-05 18:32 [#02257300]
Points: 900 Status: Addict | Followup to fleetmouse: #02257228

belladonna + nacho + baseball bat

fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-05 19:21 [#02257305]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to cyrstal dude: #02257300

Um, are you threatening me or describing your own fetish?

hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-12-05 19:32 [#02257306]
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hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-12-05 19:32 [#02257307]
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fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-12-05 19:36 [#02257310]
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I am really glad I didn't see that part.

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-05 23:59 [#02257326]
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Quite a predicament there. A nice one for my collection
including that guy who dropped his o-ring while
weightlifting. *whoops*

IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2008-12-06 01:38 [#02257331]
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WOW

HOLY FUCK

*Easily qualifies as the nastiest most craziest thing I have
EVER SEEN on the intranets.

My GOD

Good Post! ;)

goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-12-06 01:46 [#02257335]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker

that 1guy1cup doesn't really do it for me. i'm more into the
2girls1doubledildo thing myself. and yes, you can call me
"regular joe" from now on.

PS on 2008-12-06 01:50 [#02257336]
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regular joe

goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-12-06 01:53 [#02257337]
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thanks for the post scriptum

PS on 2008-12-06 01:58 [#02257339]
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Chaaa!

gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2008-12-06 07:52 [#02257376]
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thats some fucking dirty shit. made me gip a little but then
i got over it and was suprised at how easilly he managed to
get his fingers into his ass to pull the shards out, and i
lol'd a little when he seemed to shit clumps of blood and
glass outta his bum bum. reckon he cut his fingers gettin it
out?

BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-12-06 11:58 [#02257425]
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that was pretty amazing, actually

what's wrong with you people, this is a must see! uuuh, i
think it is, in a way...

this raises lots of interesting questions, like did he get
what he intended, or was the blood more like a "bonus"?

Here's a jolly good Christmas present from the God Almighty:
bloody anus.

horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-06 12:33 [#02257435]
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I reckon he meant for the glass to break

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