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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2008-12-04 04:52 [#02256865]
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Last night I dreamt that I kept getting girls into the bedroom and having sex with them, only to kill them afterwards, always in a different way (40 girls). I spent the rest of the time doing everyday things, while always worrying about the police getting onto me, but they never did. It was also not even mentioned in the news.
I told my girlfriend about the dream, hope it didn't scare her.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-12-04 05:06 [#02256866]
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She's probably a bit suspicious of you now.
You know what to do...
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rudster
from the glasgow on 2008-12-04 05:24 [#02256873]
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there are things that just should not be mentioned on messageboards
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rad smiles
on 2008-12-04 05:38 [#02256874]
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it can be boiled down to penile insecurity
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-04 10:36 [#02256893]
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I think this is your genes telling you that you've been wired to commit the perfect crime. Have fun and don't stay out too late.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2008-12-04 17:35 [#02256963]
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I dare u and your gf to sleep with an axe under your pillow.
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ecnadniarb
on 2008-12-04 17:37 [#02256966]
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Your dream is just helping you experience something you are too pussy to do in real life. Just enjoy it, wake up and cum ion your girlfriends face while she is sleeping.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2008-12-05 06:17 [#02257143]
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I didn't really enjoy it, I was too shit scared of getting caught.
Barcode: I think the only weapon I used was fibre wire, the rest was brute force.
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-12-05 07:05 [#02257154]
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i dreamt i was pleasently shafting a girl. this continuted for a few minutes, then suddenly a warning came up saying i was about to spawn into a tank. i then picked her up, threw her into one of the survivors and incapcitated them. however, her ex boyfriend came up from behind and stuck a molotov up my ass.
i woke up soon after. too much left 4 dead?
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-12-05 07:28 [#02257158]
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I can only recall one dream where I've taken a life (actually it was like 10 of them, all busty female cops) but it was in self-defense. I don't think I make decisions in my dreams that I wouldn't make in reality, if I do something stupid it's because the shifting dreamworld made me do it. Why'd you kill them, you crazy bastard?
I had a dream two days ago that a scaly face was growing on the side of my knee, and it was REALLY disturbing, I can't shake it. It had two googly eyes (they didn't seem to sentient), an antenna and someone noticed that a tooth was starting to protrude out. It kind of looked like one of those wacky fish, bordering on alien, that only live in ridiculously deep waters. I woke up nauseous.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2008-12-05 07:35 [#02257161]
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that's what my dreams are like. i had one where i had to try and help a feral child that looked like me who had a rotting diseased nose on his shoulder that made him bad.
last kill dream was where i was getting married on an empty ice rink. far back in the other corner were two boys that looked just like the ones that killed that james bulger kid. they both had those pure teeth grins i talked about. i had to bash them to death with a metal bucket but one of them wouldn't quite die, just kept grinning and not making a sound. the feeling of caving skull felt very real. horrid
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2008-12-05 08:05 [#02257169]
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I reckon Al Qaede have more cordial dreams than you lot.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2008-12-05 08:23 [#02257176]
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I was killing them for twisted sexual pleasure.
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2008-12-05 15:21 [#02257274]
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I had a dream once where one end of my bike's steer would not stop growing, and i kept flooring people with it. I spawned next to my bike, both moved on slowly but surely grinding to a halt. Then my bike faded and a friend started to ride the then invisible bike and started yelling "weeeeeee!" really loudly. I then woke up and bursted out in laughter which lasted for a good 10 minutes.
I somehow have lots of dreams involving the "weeeee!" thing. What is wrong with me :/
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2008-12-05 15:28 [#02257275]
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I also had a dream once where they announced me on a radioshow and i started making the sickest arp2600 bassline with my throat. It was awesome, my best show yet.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2008-12-05 15:29 [#02257276]
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I love fucked up dreams like that. Awesome shit.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2008-12-06 14:15 [#02257455]
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The most violent dream I've had in recent memory was that of being an invisible observer caught in the middle of the bloodiest Colosseum battle, ever. It wasn't gladiators fighting, but rather bloodthirsty or starved/provoked animals. 3 silverback gorillas fighting a massive bull elephant, tigers fighting lions, all kinds of combinations. It was very graphic and realistic. The dream was quite upsetting because I love animals and had the distinct sensation that these poor beasts had been mistreated by man to the point of brutal rage, even though there were no people in the dream at all. I suppose it was strange that I, myself, wasn't physically a part of this dream, a detail which made it all the more haunting as I was forced to watch the events unfold while lacking any means with which to interact or stop it.
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