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offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-11-27 18:50 [#02255479]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
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My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
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Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
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Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesu


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offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2008-11-27 18:53 [#02255480]
Points: 3651 Status: Regular



MY DICK


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-28 00:17 [#02255495]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



I'm the best mayne. I deed it.


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-11-28 06:05 [#02255535]
Points: 1088 Status: Lurker



my humps


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-28 07:49 [#02255544]
Points: 5473 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



I am allowed to post my dick to tragedy? (not in the post,
online)


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-28 07:50 [#02255545]
Points: 5473 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



I>AM< B==================D that's it to scale


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-28 08:00 [#02255548]
Points: 7846 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



huuge dick


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2008-11-28 08:42 [#02255557]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #02255479



pics or it didnt happen


 


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