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offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-21 11:36 [#02254056]
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i really got her everything she needs,
a pick, a shovel, cement, tiles,
still i cannot see anything that looks like
the pool i want in the backyard...

what am i supposed to do?!


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2008-11-21 11:38 [#02254058]
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beat the shit out of her


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-11-21 11:41 [#02254059]
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Tell her there is a mysterious shoe mine in your back yard
and you are annoyed because all the shoes you dig up are
Louis Vitton and Prada ones for girls.

Without her seeing go out and bury some flip-flops and your
pool will be dug in no time...


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-11-21 11:58 [#02254061]
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ask her to break your neck


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2008-11-21 12:04 [#02254064]
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find a new one


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-11-21 12:40 [#02254076]
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cuddle


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-21 13:02 [#02254086]
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that would solve all my problems at once
and seriously, who´d want that?!


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-21 13:04 [#02254088]
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i think ill try cuddling and after that the shoe mine
maybe. if both fails i can try to find a new one and
beat the shit out of her.

thanks for your help peeps,
i know i can trust you in these hard times...


 


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