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offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-11-14 18:36 [#02252481]
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?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-14 18:40 [#02252482]
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Poor educational system?


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-11-14 19:50 [#02252490]
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denmark:

infant mortality rate: total: 4.4 deaths/1,000 live births
life expectancy: 79.49 y/o

uk:

infant mortality rate: total: 5.0 deaths/1,000 live births
life expectancy:78.7



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-14 20:22 [#02252498]
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snus


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2008-11-14 23:32 [#02252528]
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my father's danish; he is a scientist.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-14 23:51 [#02252531]
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too much milk in their sausage. who does that? i mean,
what is the deal?


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2008-11-15 00:59 [#02252536]
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plentyoffish.com


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-11-15 03:25 [#02252550]
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ahhh, living proof


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-11-15 03:46 [#02252551]
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dansk jävlar!


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2008-11-15 04:01 [#02252552]
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stig helmer approves this thread.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2008-11-15 04:02 [#02252553]
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.


Attached picture

 

offline nacmat on 2008-11-15 04:21 [#02252555]
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barcode = twat


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-11-15 05:09 [#02252560]
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i don't think they are


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-15 08:41 [#02252589]
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haha


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-15 08:43 [#02252591]
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what are you talking about?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-15 08:43 [#02252593]
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snus is illegal in denmark.


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2008-11-15 08:45 [#02252594]
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People. Let's live and love ourselves. We gotta get it
together.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-15 17:22 [#02252736]
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oh just some surplus store summer sausage i got once that
said product of denmark on it. it wasn't just
greasy, it had this cream/film grease to it that was
particularly disgusting. i looked on the back and one of
the first ingredients was milk, which maybe works in a
higher quality product but was not working in this piece of
salted mess.

i am kidding around though i know the danish have good
cuisine.


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2008-11-15 18:33 [#02252757]
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snus is better then smoking


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-11-15 19:05 [#02252764]
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Haha! Some Surplus Store Summer Sausage! Superb!


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-11-15 19:38 [#02252773]
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illegal? strange.
some site also said its from sweden...
anyway, its disgusting.
but scandinavia rocks.
havent been there for quite a while :(


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-16 04:13 [#02252804]
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It's only "portionssnus" thats illegal (for some reason i
can't explain).


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-11-16 05:05 [#02252809]
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i must say i'm fairly disappointed with this thread. by now
there should have been 10 different definite answers to why
the danish are so retarded. but instead there's some chatter
about snus and a pic of a guy who looks like he comes out of
a ingmar bergman picture. both arguably make cases for the
opposite. what the hell is wrong with you people?


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-11-16 12:37 [#02252872]
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how about danish jews?


 

offline Advocate on 2008-11-16 13:58 [#02252885]
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i only hate whole continents, like antartica. what's up with
ice floating on water? i hate, HATE it.



 

offline magicant from Canada on 2008-11-16 14:04 [#02252888]
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the average male Dane is 6'0"


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2008-11-16 14:11 [#02252890]
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Pardon me, I wanna talk to you
I may be kinda shy But I just gotta tell you
What I'm going to do
Someone over there says He wants to get to know you
I don't care cuz
I really wanna hold you
And I'm so scared
[Girl], he might do something
To you that you like
Now I've been waiting
Such a bloody long time
Just to get this close to you
Now that you're near me
I want you to hear me
I'll tell you what I wanna do

Oh, I wanna do it
Do it all night
I wanna do it
Do it to you right


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-16 15:26 [#02252900]
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This is what happened to the Danish jews:

The rescue of the Danish Jews occurred during Nazi Germany's
occupation of Denmark during World War II. When Hitler
ordered that Danish Jews be arrested and deported on 1–2
October 1943, many Danes took part in a collective effort to
evacuate the roughly 8,000 Jews of Denmark by sea to nearby
Sweden. The rescue allowed the vast majority of Denmark's
Jewish population to avoid capture by the Nazis and is
considered to be one of the largest actions of collective
resistance to repression in the countries occupied by Nazi
Germany. As a result of the rescue and Danish intercession
on behalf of the 5% of Danish Jews who were deported to
Theresienstadt transit camp in Bohemia, over 99% of
Denmark's Jewish population survived the Holocaust.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-16 15:59 [#02252903]
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That's pretty fucking cool.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-16 16:22 [#02252905]
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Still, it's not as black and white as it seems. Many people
apparently exploited the Jew's financially, making them pay
for the boat ride and so on. Also, many Danes were pretty OK
with the German power in Denmark. Mostly, war time in
Denmark was typically Danish trying to maintain status quo.
In fact, i might be the grandchild of a Nazi, as my father
does not know who his father is, his mom refuses to tell
him, and he was born in 1944 (many of the women who slept
with the Germans never get over the shame).

Theres a saying: There was supposed to be a revolution in
Denmark, but it started raining.

It sums some parts of our culture up pretty well.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-11-17 01:38 [#02252941]
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"Theres a saying: There was supposed to be a revolution in
Denmark, but it started raining."

thats a good saying man, perfectly depicts the danish
mentality.



 


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