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I basically know nothing except the gist of it (try to make your site appear at the top of google search results and get money by making people click on adsense ads, unless I'm wrong), so feel free to talk down to me or tell me really obvious things. For example search google for 'aphex twin' and xltronic is the 3rd link. Does this mean that phobi-wan-kanobe paid for the 'aphex twin' key word, or does it just mean the site is in 3rd place in terms of how many other sites link to it? watmm is first for 'aphex twin' + 'forum'. Like one naive idea I have is just go to google page creator (pages.google.com) since they allow the creation of free webpages, unless that's a bad choice, and make a website with a messageboard for tons of different things and slap adsense ads on each. Like here's a website/messageboard for, um, let's say hummingbirds. Here's a website/messageboard for, um, let's say goatse man. Another for aphex twin, another for ghostbusters, etc etc. Then an army of messageboard fags (like all of us) will be magnetically drawn to each WITH NO ESCAPE (I know from experience) and write tons of stupid shit in the messageboards. Oh, thanks for building my site with your text assholes, I'll collect the adsense if you don't mind. Is that how it works? I'm just researching this and don't know if I'm serious yet. I would simply search google on how to build a website.. but.. no, that results in spamming asshat links that want me to click on their adsense ads rather than inform me. So I'd rather ask the folksy fags at xltronic-fag. PEACE. |
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I wonder how much phobi-wan-kanobe makes with adsense here given its high in google? And I remember he mentioned the 'server' or some technical jargon like that, costed money, so why not move everything from xltronic.com over to free google pages to remove that cost? |
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The google result is purely automated by google, and you can at best influence it with things like SEO (search engine optimization.) The best way to get high ranked is to have proper real content on your website, and many sites linking to you, and it also helps if they have a high page rank. Yeah by the way, all sites in google are ranked, from 0-10, sites like wikipedia and google.com have pr 10 and thus will go on top of many results. Most sites start out with a pr of 0 and work their way up by building backlinks. Many things influence your PR and site ranking, for example the url itself (aphextwin.nu) and how your content is formatted and coded. Clean proper code which can be easily read by googlebot results in easier ranking. Also, the problem with making a google pages website is that you have way less customization than you do in a proper webhosting environment. And Im not even sure they allow adsense (but they probably/might.) A much better solution for you would be to use my server. I have a 100mbit server in netherlands, which is dedicated hardware and all. I host many websites already and it will give you a lot of room for expansion. I would offer this for free as well.. This topic though is a huge one though, and I can't write it all here. |
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adscence buy free, w M w is obscene rack, his titz, man, his tits! eat it, etch it into your flesh w M w M w M w M w M w self-shot portrait in the bathroom mirror you just shaved your pussy good, now what should I do? just bend over |
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I bet there's some sort of viral marketing scheme I could cook up if I set my mind to it. Something completely retarted like the 'million dollar homepage'. What a stupid way to make a living; I'd probably rather be a hunter gatherer. I don't even know exactly what a server is but that's a name for me to research. Thanks for the offer but I usually prefer independence for no logical reason. Then I guess I have to learn 'html' or something, I'm probably too lazy to do any of this actually. Like, you have to 'register' a domain name? With who, your internet service provider? Then what, I guess you somehow use software to make an html file (probably offline), then upload that file to the domain? I'm surprised so many people know how to do all this crap. |
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i think you would be the most successful if you merged hummingbird, ghostbuster, goatse man, and people who like obi-1 kenobe & aphex twin into 1 message board. it would be cool if the actual message board was up in the drop down menus and the actual page was just google ads. |
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you forgot 2 girls 1 cup |
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2 girls 1 cup isn't real. that shit was baby food, like robocop. wMw is tryin to be about the real. kind of like a desert, of the real. |
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robocop eats baby food for breakfast! ah, I see your point. |
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I'm really only interested in a big money making scam. There are things like pyramid schemes from the past that have since been declared illegal mostly. But my guess is for someone who spent enough time looking for a loophole/tactic of some sort there is potential to be a billionaire with hardly any effort. Then I'd finally be able to afford that nuclear warhead I always wanted. |
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nuclear warhead? there are cheaper ways to kill yourself |
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not that you should. im just pointing out a fact |
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Do something like . |
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Yeah, quite a slap in the face to some poor guy who spent his whole life as a walmart greeter or something. Then again idiots like actors have ludicrously disproportionate amounts of money. Money isn't exactly distributed in any meaningful way; its just every dumbass for themself in a completely retarded economic system. Whoever spreads the most memes wins. Alex jones and L ron hubbard were naturals. |
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I'll spread your memes and find out what's betwixt them. *slurp* |
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Ha ha, yeah amway seems to to be a barely legal pyramid scheme of some sort but I havn't read much about them. You won't likely get rich by joining someone else's scam though, since they're likely skewed in the extreme favor of whoever started it. And even that's too much effort. I bet something retardly easy is possible. Somehow set off some chain reaction of word of mouth self organizing bullshit. Once I have all the world's money I think I'll *sink some random continents for fun *build a real godzilla *I guess buy a harem or three *I havn't really decided what else, perhaps concentrate all money on figuring out how to extend lifespan indefinitely but make sure I'm the only one with access to it |
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money respects how my cock hot its |
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everytime a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass, then spend it |
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Well, a server is a piece of computer that sits in a rack in a datacenter. A datacenter usually has a lot of security and stability measures in place to ensure the server is always up and going. It also has a dedicated staff. Here's a tip for a website: |
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You are the last bastion of freetranslation.com. Keep fighting the good fight. |
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lol |
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lol |
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m w m.. i have created hypnofilters for video that more adequately simulate travel through timespace in static video. we must deliver right wing rhetoric with odd lyrical inflection in a videoblog. after we get them addicted to our meme-complexes, we introduce God and ask for donations. Once we have enough money, we can just buy google and put a picture of FACE-FACE on the front. |
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Did you know that the female hyena has a pseudo penis? |
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