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cx
from Norway on 2008-10-20 01:02 [#02246808]
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QUANTUM FLUX FLUX causes EARTH and HUMANS to HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS.
PEOPLE are but QUANTUM FLUCTUATIONS in the HYPERDIMENSION. THE H-Dimension is a LIVING ORGANISM, which is ENTANGLED in SPACETIME, and it can CAUSE SPACETIME TO DO UNIMAGINAIBLE THINGS.
It is a RADIATIVE FIELD, BINDING all of SPACETIME together. The GLUE is a STREAM of ZOGGOB PARTICLES zooming around EACH OTHER.
LIVE IN THE ZOGGOB MESH OF PARTICLES, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PRODUCT ON THE H-DIMENSION. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE ONE, ZOGGOB FOREVER!
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-10-20 01:54 [#02246809]
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xohhonx!
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2008-10-20 02:05 [#02246811]
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w M w, is that you?
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cx
from Norway on 2008-10-20 02:16 [#02246813]
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MY LARGE HARDON COLLIDER IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
DEAR HUMANS,
WE ARE THE ZEDD. WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR SPECIES FOR QUITE SOME TIME, AND WHILE WE JUST ADORE YOUR PERSISTENCE AND CURIOSITY, YOUR PLANET IS IN THE WAY OF OUR PLANNED MCDONALDS SHOP.
THUS, YOUR PLANET WILL BE COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED WITHIN 2 DAYS.
WE HOPE YOU WONT TAKE TOO HARD ON THIS, THERE IS ANOTHER SPECIES 3 BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY NOT TOO UNSIMILAR TO YOU.
SOME PRACTICAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE ANNIHILATION:
1. WHILE IN THEORY THE PROTON GAMMA ACCELERATOR BEAM SHOULD DESTROY EVERYTHING IN AN INSTANT, SUCH IS NOT ALWAYS THE CASE.
IF YOU EXPERIENCE BREATHING PROBLEMS, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN AN AREA NOT COVERED YET.
WE IMPLORE YOU THEN TO COMMIT SUICIDE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO AS TO NOT FURTHER THE PAIN.
WE DO NOT LIKE TO HAVE YOU IN PAIN.
2. WE CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE PROVIDE SAFE HOUSING FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT OFF THE PLANET, SORRY.
YOU MAY TRY TO BUILD YOUR OWN SHIPS TO TRAVEL AWAY, BUT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT WE WILL NOT SHOOT YOU DOWN JUST FOR FUN IF WE SEE YOU.
ERM, SORRY ABOUT THAT, HE'S JUST JOKING. WE WON'T SHOOT YOU DOWN, PROBABLY.
3. ALL IN ALL, THIS IS A GOOD THING, AND WE HOPE YOU HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE YOU DIE.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2008-10-20 02:20 [#02246815]
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Not on my watch.
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x0hx
from Lysdexia (United States) on 2008-10-20 02:24 [#02246816]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular | Followup to cygnus: #02246809
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mmmmm pardon me?
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spculum
from MÜÜT on 2008-10-20 06:59 [#02246845]
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2008-10-20 07:26 [#02246851]
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it's all true
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-10-20 09:43 [#02246863]
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I'll remember when I go to the grocery store that it's QUANTUM FLUX FLUX, not just QUANTUM FLUX. I always pick the wrong label.
I see a relationship between, this whole green, soul, and ZEDD thing. Maybe if I get this information over to Brendan Fraiser he can piece it together in enough time to save us.
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retape
from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2008-10-20 09:45 [#02246864]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker
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