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on your own. doesn't the idea of this just scare the shit out of you? i want to start doing it but fuck is it hard to actually make yourself go up to a stranger lady and start trying to build some kind of rapport. |
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grab her crotch and say 'i have an account at xltronic' she's yours! |
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Why in public? Maybe they are busy with something, or find you ugly or scary? Dont do it |
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lol 'that's right. that's my hand on your vagina there' 'don't panic though, it's a premium membership' |
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but women are never too busy for the man of their dreams. as long as you can be that person of course. and in regards to looks, most people with a little effort can make themselves look acceptable. confidence however is the most attractive quality. and being a member of xltronic too of course. |
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i want to be a pro approaching women in public |
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i made it a sport some years ago, getting all kinds of results from "piss off" once to meeting a gf. you just have to smile on sb or have at least exchange some looks, so you know there is basic interest. most of these girls are curious and willing to talk, though they are not always single. so it can be an enduring and frustrating process finding what you want, but there are always girls that make you feel good after you made an approach. like that one in the train last month who turned out to be married :) but hey getting a smile brightens up your day and makes it easier to put a smile on sb elses face. talking to a stranger is not so difficult really. i just ask where shes going, so then you can talk about the area where she lives or what shop or dentist or work or whatever shes heading to something develops out of that. sometimes i have flyers on me to spread and i give her one if shes interested in electronic music. after a few minutes you have to pop the big question: would you like give me a call sometime? this part always freaks me out, but even getting a "no, my boyfriend would disagree" cannot take the adrenalin and the joy that you made it so far and dared to have a go at a stunning woman away from you. its much easier btw when you just do it for fun and not once a year when you meet the über-lady. |
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walking out the dog (rather a cute one, not sure with some doberman or some kind of tiger) |
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having a cute tiny little dog that you carry about i'm sure would be great for initiating conversation |
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nah, thats cheatin |
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there's hundreds of hideous men that have the confidence to just insist that they are everything she'll ever need. pawel is actually a good example in that his idms are so shit it's shocking but he believes with every inch of himself that he is the best, despite being told and shown otherwise. me, cx or pulseclock wouldn't be able to kid ourselves. pawel is a shining example of the man you should be |
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arrogance is certainly different from a man who may not be the most attractive man in the world but makes the best of what he has. shines from within his inner beauty and confidence in what he can offer. women are different from men in that men look for physical qualities because this is good for child bearing. young face, healthy, good hip ratio. women look for status. a man who can socially ensure protection and a safe upbringing for the child in the tribe. arrogance will make you ugly. denial with make you look weak. |
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arrogance may make you ugly in the long run, but experience has taught me one thing: chicks dig assholes. |
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Dont talk if you are not being asked. I would never talk to a stranger woman |
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but you should monoid. fear is the mind killer. |
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Go up to them and break wind, it's certainly an ice breaker. |
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I'm really interested in the game, but that aspect of it has never really done anything for me. It seems to unnatural to me, as i really hate it when strange people come up and talk to me. My take on the game is just to go through it all with no pain. I never get to the point where i ask a girl out, and i get a NO, because i can sense if she wants it before she answers. The trick is to put yourself in a situation with lots of girls. Start a yoga class for example, or in my case i just use the university a lot. Then, just be ultra social, and alpha around them, while still listening to all their bullshit. Then some day when youre drinking a beer together, you escalate KINO and BAM! I hope you know the terms! |
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some good ideas there, fanks and yeah i'm in the know on the kino ;-) |
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it's a good point though. no reason to make things more difficult than they need be |
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use magnets. use scents use money use cars open a shoe shop. open a bra shop stand outside a shoe shop go into a bra shop. |
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when the fuck was the last time you saw a specialized bra shop? |
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gals hate it when you like them! make them feel like they aren't as clever as you, don't notice them too often, remain mysterious. then when you drop the tiniest bit of approval they will melt for you. it dosn't matter if you're fat, have a small dick, or have braces. if you do the above + keep generally clean then you win! it's. that. easy |
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'gals hate it when you like them!' so true |
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Mystery is great. But a good way of remaining mysterious, is simply to only talk 20% of the time when conversing with a lady, and always asnwer in a clever way. Always ask a lot of questions, and just follow up the answer with a new question. And if she asks you a question, asnwer as vaguely as possible, or playfully. Like, ask her what her job study is, ask her why she chose it, what she thinks of it, what she wants to do with it, all that jazz. When she asks you back, just say "Oh, i do something really interesting". Her "What?" You: Can you guess it? So on so on. It's bullshit and it works. |
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That was supposed to be a followup to AMPi, who is right by the way. |
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it's a real shame. you get by in life much easier if you are just a right cunt. it shouldn't be that way. |
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how much of it do you think is genetic? |
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chattin to random lads is far more interesting |
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I find myself agreeing with Monoid.... *tries to remain calm, slowly moves towards the door and goes outside* |
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I do all of that minus the ''showing the tiniest bit of approval'' part. I'll try that. OMG I'm about to get so much pussy. |
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have a twenty dollar bill dangling from your zipper. |
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yes, i was nervous at first, but after a while you learn where all the best alleys and abandonned warehouses are and then it's just a case of a quick, silent approach (and a swift whack around the head) and they're yours. i rarely fail. |
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theres alot of good ideas here, imho the girls dig dicks is true, but more in the way when they be scoping out guys for potential hook ups or a quick lay. the twatty guys usually are the lairy ones with money to spank on buyin chicks jewells, the nice guys are the ones who are sittin chattin with a potential lady friend making nice convo, being mysterious and gettin bored to shit when they realise the chick is a nutter that wont shut up about her self, talking for 20% of the time means she has alot of space to chat shit at you... becoming a mysterious lairy nice guy might work or rohypnol. |
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I'd imagine your "the one that got away" stories are fraught with suspense! |
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why approach them cautiously? ambush them. the elemeent of surprise makes them do whatever you want them to. |
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keep a decent looking, the way you need to feel comfortable with yourself. you don't need a woman just for the sake of it, your life is precious with or without someone. you have a lot of interesting things to share, if that woman will deserve your trust. if you happen to meet one, keep on being yourself so you won't regret all the efforts in the future. |
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you have to remember the 'loveable loser' approach rarely gets results, despite what hollywood romcoms have you believe. it has worked for me a few times tho. |
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women love, above everything else, self-confidence. . |
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freqyz tips.......................( i said tips.....not breasts!!!) connect a cafiter incase you wee yourself , it can get very scarey when shes a bitch and wants to break your mind for fun.:/! use sure deoderates for that always dry feeling. oh yeah the best one.....get your mates to ring you every 2 mins..make you look like you got allot business yeah...but never answer da phonz have lots of mobilez, 3 minimum set at low volume ring ..so she sees you turn off to answer phone ..she feel like she got some sh*t going on here yeah...( as you cool people might express via words:?) works for me everytime...i have 14 chicks on da go right now....in fact i use them , in that they ring yeah...whilst i chat up...i put em on hold....they get sooo desperatate....they buy me gifts...and i dont have to work now. i just sit at home watchin trisha..and that ovr chick opear. |
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i might become a serial killer one day.. to show women that they need discipline |
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nah i'm kidding,..i just hate women, they are such simple minded people and always have some secret agenda |
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your previous post made more sense |
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approaching women in dark alleys with Chloroform... |
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old |
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at first i thought it said approaching women in toilet |
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girls are lovely but....i'm going to say something awfully tricky here.... they are a bit wak. most girls i meet aren't very funny, aren't very cool, and are far too unreasonable/catty. i KNOW this isn't the definition of all girls, and i've certainly met my fair share of man folk who are complete cockends, but i do think i'm not entirely wrong. it's the insecurities of females that can make them crap/boring/evil. even with the 'i don't give a shit i'm the boss' types, it's usually down to the same insecurities. i think that in a sense it's an inevitability because they DO have life so much harder in almost every way. sorry humans-who-don't-have-testicles |
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women are great. however. they aren't funny. whenever you go to comedy nights, the stand-up makes a joke, and then some bitch two rows back goes "oh thats just like me!!!! CACKLE CACKLE SNORT" |
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heres a 100% fail safe way of having a single woman in the bag. take about a dozen stalks of celery, eat them or make juice and drink it. then work up an intense sweat. don't clean up, do this in your "going out clothes" within an hour of your wanting to meet and score with the lady. the sex smells males put off only have a tiny reserve of main ingredient. celery is packed with the stuff. basically the lady will start to blush and show all signs of wanting to do you. just remember to get close enough for them to smell you. i promise this has worked everytime. once there was a hard ass boss and i wanted to prank her. so i did this and she was literally hanging on my and flirty. |
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