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offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2008-09-27 13:11 [#02240586]
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Once you think "Should I shave it" the idea populates your
thoughts until you shave it. I just shaved my beard. It's
neat looking t your face, it's kind of weird actually.

Is it worth it ? Who knows.


 

offline noseburger on 2008-09-27 13:14 [#02240587]
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great, now get a job.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-09-27 13:54 [#02240589]
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whenever i shave it takes about a week and a half before
bartenders stop asking for my ID again.

also, fuck you for putting the thought into my head. i
probably will now shave today.


 

offline freqy on 2008-09-27 18:06 [#02240613]
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you might wake up think a badger is climbing into your mouth

get all excited fall over looking for the light switch rip
the badger off your face and then get upset cause of the red
stuff ....the neighbours come round for breakfast (youve
forgot about them coming round) cook up the badger in shear
despearion laughing !!your still all driping with badger
jucies...these things can happen ,so be full of care :i.


 

offline Advocate on 2008-09-27 18:15 [#02240616]
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bearded people hide something.

think about that.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-09-27 18:30 [#02240619]
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CHINS?

CHEEKS?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-09-27 18:34 [#02240622]
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"Your hair looks funny...maybe you should move along."


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2008-09-27 19:01 [#02240623]
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had a beard of sorts for the last 6 months...shaved it last
week as part of a massive hangover sort-my-life-out effort
which involved me being in the bathroom for about an hour,
using every cleaning product in the room and coming out
smelling ridiculously good. but i already miss the beard,
definitely a wrong move


 

offline IndigoIris from New York (United States) on 2008-09-27 21:23 [#02240637]
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i was beard wearer for 3 years, but have been shaving on a
daily basis for about two years now. every now and then i
think about bringing the beard back. Same question that nags
you, but with an opposite effect "should I shave".


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-27 21:37 [#02240642]
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SHAVING IS FOR GIRLS.


 

offline wimp on 2008-09-28 00:59 [#02240694]
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Dannn_ -- I'm over a month into the face fungus, and will
keep these words in mind. You too, recycle.


 

offline forkcircles from centerville (United States) on 2008-09-28 01:03 [#02240695]
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i used to hvae a lumberjack's beard until the job


 

offline wimp on 2008-09-28 01:23 [#02240698]
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I think my boss digs it, so I'm in the clear for now. once
it's progressed into "idm" territory I'm sacked.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2008-09-28 04:48 [#02240721]
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i shave my 'beard' once a month. just long enough for people
to get used to and for them to say (every single time),
"Look, you shaved your beard."

FUCK


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-09-28 07:56 [#02240731]
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Were you raped?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 08:36 [#02240732]
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my housemate complained about me because my beard hair
blocks the drains, i really output allot of hair, i am a
very hairy man indeed


 

offline IndigoIris from New York (United States) on 2008-09-28 08:40 [#02240733]
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i have the same problem; I live alone in a studio apt, and
whenver I sweep there is hair everywhere, the curse of being
a south asian male. swamp ass anyone?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2008-09-28 10:26 [#02240743]
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^^^hello there. yes, i have a hairy crack! strange think, i
thought larn was a lesbian woman?! this v2 is getting
confusing. anyway, yes, i've been meaning to get some
caustic soda. it feels gross showering in a little dam of
water.


 


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