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yes i know this is a half rear ended attempt to make conversation but frankly i'm lonely and i'm sure most of you probably are too so i can probably safely assume too that you are also having yourselves a little drink to soften the blow. also it is monday tomorrow and that can only spell argh arghhhhh for the sake of the thread, i am enjoying some port. because i put the bottle in the fridge and then destroyed the cork accidentally i have decided that it might just be best to drink the whole lot. *worry not though, if a headache ensues i have ibuprofen and sleeping tablets * message to later self |
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im drinking the 16 fluid ounce or Rockstar Energy Drink 2 servings/can ill drink the can 140 calories per/serving you do the math your are lonely arnt you to be asking ME what im drinking ps its only 3:22 in the afternoon mate. |
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But it's bank holiday Monday tomorrow, so it doesn't spell argh or arghhhhh |
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in your place of america do you say mate to real people? if so then cool cos i would like you to film that and make a youtube video of you doing that on your normal work day. it's a niché that needs filling or should i say filing (if you happen to work in an office and if that would happen to be the focal point of the comedy youtube video) |
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OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! PRAISE JESUS HE IS GOOD! |
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hahaha no i dont call anyone mate cept here on the board, either dudes or chics, i dont hang out w/friends, all my time is either mine, Laura's or Braeden's. I have friends at work but dont do anyting outside of work. im kinda selfish that way MATE. |
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just drinking orange juice, nothing special |
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alright, MATE lol, sounds angry don't it! |
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I FUCKING HATE YOU MATE YOU FUCKED MY MOTHER MY SISTER AND MY DOG I HATE YOU MATE !!!!!!!! |
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YOUUUUUU FUCKING WHAT MATE? |
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i think i posted here at a bad time. too many yelling people. |
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Please don't hurt each other. And pipe down i'm trying to type. |
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it's ok, i've only sustained a minor head injury from a keyboard and wine glass combo |
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hahah, your also looking up porn while chatting on xlt |
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rare as it is i'm actually all wanked out today in fact, the second one was one of those ones where you don't really want one an are thinking, 'why?' throughout but then at the climax you go 'oh yes that's why' |
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ahh yes, ive also had one of those days, just not today |
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did you "walk in on yourself?" i am drinking john smiths. hardly a choice beverage but everything else at the garage is overpriced and their choice is crap anyway. |
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i "walked in on myself" and stayed there throughout sighing |
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i bet you looked you gay. |
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if ever the mummy cat is asleep on the bed i have to build a wall around her so she doesn't see me |
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not even that but i tried to shove my finger up my bum and i said "no sir! ye shall not go there" so whilst one was fighting off oneself, one quickly managed to cum in time unfortunately for myself however shooting the damn liquid on the hand of the naughty foreseer |
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go and show your mum your spiderman impression. |
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written on my desk in permanent ink is the word paetience |
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IDST |
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you learn something new everyday |
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*fail |
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i'm sipping a pint of wine... chardonnay, what what, don'tcha know. |
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i forgot my mango margarita bottle of shit at the inlaws. i think there is some beer in the fridge. |
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White russians baby |
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lukewarm coffee |
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holy shit.... me too!! |
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