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1up
from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-22 04:03 [#02230899]
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*NEWSFLASH* gary glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea..
However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and dwon on a small buoy.
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1up
from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-22 04:04 [#02230900]
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Whta's 3ft tall, silver and found outside kid's bedrooms?
Gary Glitter's boots.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2008-08-22 04:08 [#02230901]
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Gary Glitter
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1up
from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-22 05:07 [#02230910]
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=shitter
eg, 'Up the Gary Glitter.'
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:41 [#02230917]
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lol keep em coming
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:42 [#02230918]
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What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring?
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:43 [#02230919]
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What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:47 [#02230920]
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If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one year were laid end to end...
They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:50 [#02230921]
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When I was a kid I thought it was a good idea to go to a Gary Glitter concert.
I am not sure what came over me.
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:52 [#02230922]
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What do Gary Glitter and Margaret Thatcher have in common?
They've both fucked miners
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:53 [#02230923]
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"When I was ten years old my Dad caught me with glitter on my face. He gave me the beating of my life as he thought I was gay".
"Wow. That was a bit of an over reaction wasn't it?"
"No, to be fair he had a point. I had just been to one of his concerts".
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 06:57 [#02230924]
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Personally, I think we've all been a bit too quick to condemn Gary Glitter.
A lot of the rock stars of the Seventies made their fortunes selling records to teenagers, then retired to their mansions with their money and now refuse to do public appearances, sign autographs or support up-and-coming artists.
Not Gary, though. At least he's always out there trying to put something back into the youth...
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hexane
on 2008-08-22 07:04 [#02230925]
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Jade Goody diagnosed with cervical cancer.
Gary Glitter freed from prison.
It's a big news day for sick cunts.
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1up
from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-22 10:01 [#02230954]
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my god, some of them jokes made me genuinely laugh out loud hexane.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-08-22 10:28 [#02230959]
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What have Gary Glitter and Santa got in common?
They both like to empty their sacks in kids rooms
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-22 10:35 [#02230963]
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Gary Glitter.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-08-22 12:38 [#02230987]
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Gary Glitter who?
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catfood03
on 2008-08-22 23:09 [#02231100]
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from www.dirtyjokesinc.com...
Q: Whats the difference between Acne and Gary Glitter? A: Acne waits till you’re 13 before it comes on your face
A girl asked her mum ’Do they have Christmas Trees in Vietnam?’ and her mum replied ’No dear, but they’re hanging Glitter this year!’
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catfood03
on 2008-08-22 23:13 [#02231101]
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Weren't these Michael Jackson jokes a few years ago?
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mookster
from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2008-08-23 04:48 [#02231126]
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It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.
Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock.
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