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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 22:21 [#02225285]
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This might be good for a laugh.
I first started messing with a pirated copy of Fruity Loops 3 back in 2002, shortly after I discovered experimental electronic music and joined this board. Since that time I have switched software many times and have made roughly 450 tracks.
This is the 39th track I made, while still using Fruity Loops 3. It's called Frust, and it is absolutely TERRIBLE.
enjoy... Frust.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2008-07-26 22:31 [#02225286]
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dont be modest, that sounds like some of your best
wanna hear shit/hell/death/notgoodmusic?
LAZY_TITLE
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 22:37 [#02225287]
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haha Poo is pretty bad. It's mainly just way too long.
we should get an impartial observer to rate the worst track in the thread.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 22:38 [#02225288]
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waaaaay too long, lol... 4:30 and still going
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-07-26 23:00 [#02225290]
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5degreez
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 23:23 [#02225291]
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That one wasn't even that bad..... until the melody came in ;p
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-07-26 23:41 [#02225292]
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i shuold post all my songs in this thread from now on
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boris
from Winchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-26 23:52 [#02225293]
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Heres the worst songs I've ever made in 4 convenient albums:
Songs for Faggots Songs for Forgotten Faggots Songs for Faggots Vol. 2 How To Have A Headache BLGR & Nahob
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boris
from Winchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-26 23:52 [#02225294]
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Disclaimer: I don't know how to count
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Tomi
from Poland on 2008-07-27 00:32 [#02225298]
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my worst shit made in 20min
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2008-07-27 02:43 [#02225307]
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probably this
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noseburger
on 2008-07-27 02:51 [#02225308]
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what the beat
i still dont know who made the myspace for it.
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noseburger
on 2008-07-27 03:01 [#02225310]
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REVIEWS
Frust - 4/10 - needs more snare. i've heard much worse.
Poo - 3/10 - crap atonal melodies/lack of harmony yawnsville.
5 Degreez - 1/10 sounds like autechre and jimmy edgar having a fight.
Pure Underground - n/a - if you're only spending 20 minutes on it, it hardly counts.
Made somewhatever - 1/10 - the sound of the 'chewy organ' being kicked down the stairs.
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Tomi
from Poland on 2008-07-27 03:31 [#02225312]
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ah too bad :)
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 04:00 [#02225321]
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Ok, despite the fact that Frust is completely unlistenable for any duration of time, I realize now that the name of the game is Long and Boring.
I therefore submit my 4th song ever created, "The Midnight Boat Ride." (Not to be confused with the somewhat recently spammed and all around decent "Fuck The Midnight Boat Ride.")
The Midnight Boat Ride. I'm shooting for 3 or below here, noseburger.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 04:01 [#02225322]
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hey wolf
you're in this
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noseburger
on 2008-07-27 04:14 [#02225324]
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at first it sounded like sub par idm noodling, but that synth at 1.52 is the lamest ever 0.9/10
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 04:17 [#02225326]
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WOOO WOO
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cx
from Norway on 2008-07-27 04:34 [#02225339]
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lol the worst.. i have so many.. prolly this, its old as hell
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big
from lsg on 2008-07-27 04:35 [#02225340]
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your administration is impeccable if you know this is your 39th track
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cx
from Norway on 2008-07-27 04:37 [#02225341]
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i posted the wrong one sorry :( this is the one
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 04:43 [#02225342]
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lol@this
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cx
from Norway on 2008-07-27 04:50 [#02225345]
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actually i like this one, nice piano and good dreamy beats like they used to be..
sure production could prolly be a bit more sharp but who cares
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2008-07-27 04:56 [#02225347]
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breaker speakers
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:00 [#02225348]
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i actually really like yours too. based on the name it paints the picture perfectly which makes the track actually sound amazing!
wolfslice proves a point. all this shit is good lol
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:02 [#02225349]
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wtf the beats are awesome
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:04 [#02225350]
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ha! acid :-)
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:06 [#02225351]
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some real shit from 5 years ago
lmaolmaolmao :)))))
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-07-27 05:13 [#02225356]
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good christ, some gems in here
i have a REALLY crap track somewhere which was one of the first i did. i kept it simply because it was so terrible. i am going to dig it out.
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:16 [#02225357]
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Cx yours was actually pretty fun ;p
and Razorblade neither of yours were that bad either!
bust out with the oldest, worst shit you got!
All of us had a Midnight Boat Ride for their 4th song ever.
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-07-27 05:19 [#02225358]
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oh dear
i apologise in advance.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:21 [#02225359]
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this was literally the first track i ever made. i lost all my old files but i might be able to find a cd somewhere with backups on it
EctroDrumm.mp3
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:23 [#02225362]
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not found!
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:24 [#02225363]
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Brisk that's not so bad at all for an early track.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:26 [#02225365]
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what are you talking about? this is really nice!
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:26 [#02225366]
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oops! (fixed)
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:27 [#02225367]
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you people are ruining the thread with halfway decent tracks!
:p
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-07-27 05:31 [#02225368]
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haha you guys, theres no need to be polite. i think that was done in 2003/2004 and was either the second or third track i ever did. i believe i was trying to rip off fsol, but failed miserably.
early efforts of anything are always crap, but it's fun to look back. i still have some early artwork and photoshop efforts on my hdd too. they are similarly terrible :)
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:32 [#02225369]
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haha, while it's easy to like the vibe on that track for a min, it quickly wears out it's welcome and then goes on for four more minutes... a fine example of a bad newbie tune ;p
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cx
from Norway on 2008-07-27 05:34 [#02225371]
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brisk, it's not bad, it has functional harmony, soft sound and working beats.
it all works together in other words.
its not an atrocity by any stretch, ;)
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:35 [#02225372]
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i'm very glad you dislike it
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Wolfslice
from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:36 [#02225375]
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That's the spirit!
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cx
from Norway on 2008-07-27 05:39 [#02225376]
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razor hehe, that sounds like some kind of thriller movie soundtrack, the bass is so intense.
once again, i like the idea and execution, but its way too long.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-07-27 05:47 [#02225380]
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silly 15 year old past self!
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-07-27 06:48 [#02225410]
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i could have posted early rebirth experiments, but i think those are just cute, but this choice turd is from the time i thought i knew my way around floops (v2.74 or something). it's fail in every aspect. just look at the title,
jesus christ
x-matris
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