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offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 22:21 [#02225285]
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This might be good for a laugh.

I first started messing with a pirated copy of Fruity Loops
3 back in 2002, shortly after I discovered experimental
electronic music and joined this board. Since that time I
have switched software many times and have made roughly 450
tracks.

This is the 39th track I made, while still using Fruity
Loops 3. It's called Frust, and it is absolutely TERRIBLE.

enjoy... Frust.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-07-26 22:31 [#02225286]
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dont be modest, that sounds like some of your best

wanna hear shit/hell/death/notgoodmusic?

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 22:37 [#02225287]
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haha Poo is pretty bad. It's mainly just way too
long.

we should get an impartial observer to rate the worst track
in the thread.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 22:38 [#02225288]
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waaaaay too long, lol... 4:30 and still going


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-07-26 23:00 [#02225290]
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5degreez


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-26 23:23 [#02225291]
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That one wasn't even that bad..... until the melody came in
;p


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-07-26 23:41 [#02225292]
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i shuold post all my songs in this thread from now on


 

offline boris from Winchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-26 23:52 [#02225293]
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Heres the worst songs I've ever made in 4 convenient
albums:

Songs for Faggots
Songs for Forgotten Faggots
Songs for Faggots Vol. 2
How To Have A Headache
BLGR & Nahob


 

offline boris from Winchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-26 23:52 [#02225294]
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Disclaimer: I don't know how to count


 

offline Tomi from Poland on 2008-07-27 00:32 [#02225298]
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my worst shit
made in 20min


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2008-07-27 02:43 [#02225307]
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probably this


 

offline noseburger on 2008-07-27 02:51 [#02225308]
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what the beat

i still dont know who made the myspace for it.


 

offline noseburger on 2008-07-27 03:01 [#02225310]
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REVIEWS


Frust - 4/10 - needs more snare. i've heard much worse.

Poo - 3/10 - crap atonal melodies/lack of harmony
yawnsville.

5 Degreez - 1/10 sounds like autechre and jimmy edgar having
a fight.

Pure Underground - n/a - if you're only spending 20 minutes
on it, it hardly counts.

Made somewhatever - 1/10 - the sound of the 'chewy organ'
being kicked down the stairs.


 

offline Tomi from Poland on 2008-07-27 03:31 [#02225312]
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ah too bad :)


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 04:00 [#02225321]
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Ok, despite the fact that Frust is completely unlistenable
for any duration of time, I realize now that the name of the
game is Long and Boring.

I therefore submit my 4th song ever created, "The Midnight
Boat Ride." (Not to be confused with the somewhat recently
spammed and all around decent "Fuck The Midnight Boat
Ride.")

The Midnight Boat Ride.
I'm shooting for 3 or below here, noseburger.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 04:01 [#02225322]
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hey wolf

you're in this


 

offline noseburger on 2008-07-27 04:14 [#02225324]
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at first it sounded like sub par idm noodling, but that
synth at 1.52 is the lamest ever 0.9/10


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 04:17 [#02225326]
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WOOO WOO


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-07-27 04:34 [#02225339]
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lol the worst.. i have so many..
prolly this, its old as hell


 

online big from lsg on 2008-07-27 04:35 [#02225340]
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your administration is impeccable if you know this is your
39th track


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-07-27 04:37 [#02225341]
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i posted the wrong one sorry :( this is the one


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 04:43 [#02225342]
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lol@this


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-07-27 04:50 [#02225345]
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actually i like this one, nice piano and good dreamy beats
like they used to be..
sure production could prolly be a bit more sharp but who
cares


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2008-07-27 04:56 [#02225347]
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breaker speakers


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:00 [#02225348]
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i actually really like yours too. based on the name it
paints the picture perfectly which makes the track actually
sound amazing!

wolfslice proves a point. all this shit is good lol


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:02 [#02225349]
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wtf the beats are awesome


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:04 [#02225350]
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ha! acid :-)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:06 [#02225351]
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some real shit from 5 years ago

lmaolmaolmao :)))))


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-07-27 05:13 [#02225356]
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good christ, some gems in here

i have a REALLY crap track somewhere which was one of the
first i did. i kept it simply because it was so terrible. i
am going to dig it out.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:16 [#02225357]
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Cx yours was actually pretty fun ;p

and Razorblade neither of yours were that bad either!

bust out with the oldest, worst shit you got!

All of us had a Midnight Boat Ride for their 4th song ever.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-07-27 05:19 [#02225358]
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oh dear

i apologise in advance.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:21 [#02225359]
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this was literally the first track i ever made. i lost all
my old files but i might be able to find a cd somewhere with
backups on it

EctroDrumm.mp3


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:23 [#02225362]
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not found!


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:24 [#02225363]
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Brisk that's not so bad at all for an early track.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:26 [#02225365]
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what are you talking about? this is really nice!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:26 [#02225366]
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oops! (fixed)


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:27 [#02225367]
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you people are ruining the thread with halfway
decent tracks!

:p


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-07-27 05:31 [#02225368]
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haha you guys, theres no need to be polite. i think that was
done in 2003/2004 and was either the second or third track i
ever did. i believe i was trying to rip off fsol, but failed
miserably.

early efforts of anything are always crap, but it's fun to
look back. i still have some early artwork and photoshop
efforts on my hdd too. they are similarly terrible :)


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:32 [#02225369]
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haha, while it's easy to like the vibe on that track for a
min, it quickly wears out it's welcome and then goes on for
four more minutes... a fine example of a bad newbie tune ;p


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-07-27 05:34 [#02225371]
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brisk, it's not bad, it has functional harmony, soft sound
and working beats.
it all works together in other words.

its not an atrocity by any stretch, ;)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:35 [#02225372]
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i'm very glad you dislike it


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-07-27 05:36 [#02225375]
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That's the spirit!


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-07-27 05:39 [#02225376]
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razor hehe, that sounds like some kind of thriller movie
soundtrack, the bass is so intense.
once again, i like the idea and execution, but its way too
long.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-07-27 05:47 [#02225380]
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silly 15 year old past self!


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-07-27 06:48 [#02225410]
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i could have posted early rebirth experiments, but i think
those are just cute, but this choice turd is from the time i
thought i knew my way around floops (v2.74 or something).
it's fail in every aspect. just look at the title,

jesus christ

x-matris


 


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