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I just bought a tramamamapoline! Only 2 events have happened in my life: *born *tramammapoline |
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For lack of a better quote: "Kids, kids...once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump." |
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*boing*boing*boing*boing* just don't try to do a badass flip then miss cause it will hurt. |
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oh PS i would've typed something else ... just didn't see that post when i started typin there now did i nope. |
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Its actually a very small tramapoline. But its still a tramampoline! And its very bounce-on-able! |
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u forgot watching the simpsons in between those 2 and watching take hart |
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ahh i want one |
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Ladies and gentlemen, i have maked a not good songed about my tramapoline. I call it... tramapoline. |
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Can you sample a Trampoline ? Try it ! |
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they fill entire segments of americas funniest home videos with trampoline accidents playing an inappropriate pop song over the sounds of boings and snapping bones and canned laughter |
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there is apparently a building about an hour from me that was an abandoned warehouse, but a company bought it and covered the entire floor with trampolines. i will be going verrrrrry soon. |
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that would be insanely fun. goddamn. |
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only in america ® |
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you could jump and wank at the same time |
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2 events!! !!! you lucky git!! give me a tramamampoliney!!! |
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is it allowed to play the saxomophone on the warehouse tramammapoline? if not, it's no good. |
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omg omg omg i recently got a trampoline too!!!! it's so much fun! i invite people round and take photos of them jumping! it's such awesome super fun! |
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hahahahahhahahaha |
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Trampolines are the devil in a square. The circle ones are less evil. |
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I just bounced on it again! Its also a smile machine! And gives you exercise! Is there anything a trampoline can't do? It is a circular one. I got it for 20 bucks in the sports section of some big store that plays terrible inescapable music on the intercom for all their slave employees. Best 20 bucks (304.8 zormaks) I spent in my whole life, including the 208 years I spend on gilgafrech4 before biowarping into an itchy human body. Or as I like to call them 'normph limbs' since their 'hands' resemble normphs on my planet. Ha ha ha, humans have such funny looking heads. The trampoline endorphins make their appearance more humorous that frightening I guess. Well, I'll see you all later... *I*... have some bouncing to do... Sincerly, Mr. Mrs. Professor Jorg-Jorg Piznanza Piznaz Georph CLXXVIII Jr. |
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make sure you set up a video camera so authorities can piece together exactly how you died. |
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one day w m w we shall meet and we will bounce on a tramp together |
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i wonder.??. 2 diagonal trampolineies? ..like this .. \ <-> / ..see! .... you bounce from one to the other diagonally with special rubber feet to aid in diagonal traktion below the trampolineeies could be lots of wobbly florescent jelly so if you fall you end up eating its sweetness making your poo shine in luminescence as a special treat the next day ...or sooner if you use some kind of laxative ...for the photo shoot to celebrate your meet up for the trampy sesssion |
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bouncing in time and dancing to the musics as you fly through the air... wow ..... dancing in the air ......you lucky peoples. |
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Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh. Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh. In the backyard, the mighty backyard, the ian tramps tonight. In the backyard, the quiet backyard, the ian tramps tonight. |
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You would bounce and crack your skull, fall into the jelly and choke/drown. We humans could possibly escape the jelly death but WMWs alien body is brittle like breadsticks and he would surely perish. |
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fleetmouse i;m impressed with the characterisation of that song, i usually give up when trying to type non word songs. ever tryed to type less than jake lyrics?? i wouldnt bother. |
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ctrl c ctrl v |
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lol |
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Those are wonderful commands. |
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yup, they save me writing down claim numbers all day. |
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there is someone out there. right now. that doesnt know ctrl C ctrl V they spend all day copying things that would take a few minutes ...they are pulling their hairs out...and would do anything ...anything .......anything ....for this information. |
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....but it's too late. He's already become michael douglas out of falling down. |
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they should make a comedy movie about trampolines, where they compete im making the best flips and moves while jumping,with nasty plot, ben stiller Dodgeball style. |
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I recently bought a traumapoline. Very therapeuthic, recommending. |
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"Only 2 events have happened in my life: *born *tramammapoline " so funny : P |
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very healthy the ly,lymphatic system is stimulated when you bounce , this is a sytem in the human body that can only be circulated from bouncing and/or moving around like a child or monkey in tree. So , trampouolining is extreamly healthy for you, if you dont die from other causes like getting caught on overhead lighting or land on electric/ gas fires and die. |
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