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i got my tin foil hat ages ago, it works wonders |
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the internets is wicked |
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Idiots... the aliens don't care about your thoughts. They just want to probe your ass. |
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''IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY ABDUCTEES FOR NINE YEARS.'' And yet he presents no statistical evidence to back up that alien abductions have gone down since 1999. |
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Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. |
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there is only midgets in my mind |
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don't lie you are hoping to be abducted |
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you obviously haven't considered the FACTS writtten in the alien weaknesses section "Perfumes Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume. One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens." slap on a bottle of CKone and you're good to go... |
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i was abducted, but by the wrong aliens. those aliens dressed me up in womens clothing and a chicken suit and then made me have sex with a chicken. they told me it was for the lulz.. it was really terrible and horrifying, to hear their sick laughter. |
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just send your $35 to me and I'll prevent all future alien abductions and you don't have to wear a dumb hat. paypal accepted. send to ayres.steve@gmail.com |
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i sent the money like 10 seconds ago and already haven't been abducted. A+++++ recommended |
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I saw a movie once that said if you splash water on them it will hurt them. can be found in this youtube video. |
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if you wore that you are more likely to be abducted than not . most aliens arent here to do that though |
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In any potential interplanetary life contact, I can only image humans being on the hostile end of the relationship. |
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It's time to shine Wmwmw. This is your kind of thread. |
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See what i did there? I implied that you were gay |
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im only gay if your sister got a gender-operation. but then again, the amount of blood made it impossible to determine. |
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Im only gay for you cunty. Just you. |
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I do sincerely like you as well. |
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I'm constantly being abducted, it's such a drag. It leaves me no time to take acid. oh wait. |
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Just be black. Aliens are racist too. |
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