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offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-07-03 12:14 [#02219506]
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try buying a really sharp knife, like a sushi knife.
it doesnt mashup as many cells as other knives
and prevents making you cry!


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-03 13:20 [#02219513]
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but what if i dont like murdering onions, thats the part
which makes me cry


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-07-03 13:51 [#02219519]
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just imagine its little hitler onions,
its easier then...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-07-03 16:55 [#02219545]
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I KNEW Mitch Hedberg faked his death. Sup Mitch!


 

offline thatne from United States on 2008-07-03 17:45 [#02219548]
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*has*


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-07-03 17:51 [#02219549]
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i sliced up a red onion last night. it won the battle
though, it burned my eyes so bad i couldn't continue


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-04 04:37 [#02219608]
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breathe through ur mouth, not your nose - problem solved.

(oh dear that rhymes)


 

offline PS on 2008-07-04 05:21 [#02219615]
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Try slicing them under water. (a trick I learned while
watching television)


 

offline PS on 2008-07-04 05:27 [#02219617]
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Hey, that's Alton Brown!

"..but hey, that's life in the big kitchen" Ahahaha!


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-07-04 06:02 [#02219629]
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Underwater? Good idea!

hmmm, I will be visiting the nearby beach soon...


 


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