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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-07-03 12:14 [#02219506]
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try buying a really sharp knife, like a sushi knife. it doesnt mashup as many cells as other knives and prevents making you cry!
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-03 13:20 [#02219513]
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but what if i dont like murdering onions, thats the part which makes me cry
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2008-07-03 13:51 [#02219519]
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just imagine its little hitler onions, its easier then...
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-07-03 16:55 [#02219545]
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I KNEW Mitch Hedberg faked his death. Sup Mitch!
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thatne
from United States on 2008-07-03 17:45 [#02219548]
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*has*
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catfood03
on 2008-07-03 17:51 [#02219549]
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i sliced up a red onion last night. it won the battle though, it burned my eyes so bad i couldn't continue
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2008-07-04 04:37 [#02219608]
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breathe through ur mouth, not your nose - problem solved.
(oh dear that rhymes)
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PS
on 2008-07-04 05:21 [#02219615]
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Try slicing them under water. (a trick I learned while watching television)
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PS
on 2008-07-04 05:27 [#02219617]
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Hey, that's Alton Brown!
"..but hey, that's life in the big kitchen" Ahahaha!
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catfood03
on 2008-07-04 06:02 [#02219629]
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Underwater? Good idea!
hmmm, I will be visiting the nearby beach soon...
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