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offline Advocate on 2008-06-21 12:19 [#02217223]
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which is the most sexy species?

my vote goes to black panthers



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2008-06-21 12:30 [#02217224]
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you mean you want to fuck them ?

neither, i don't fancy animals, sorry


 

offline Advocate on 2008-06-21 12:40 [#02217225]
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you don't know what you're missing out on.

but seriously, some species ARE more beautiful/sexy (i.e.
symmetrically, aerodynamically and anatomically) than
others. that doesn't mean you want to fuck them, just that
they are pleasant to the eye.


 

offline leech from China (Hong Kong S.A.R.) on 2008-06-21 13:39 [#02217233]
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does this include Arachnids? if so, the movement of a
tarantula is excitingly sexy.

gwa.


 

offline PS on 2008-06-21 13:57 [#02217235]
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Have you heard the song about the sexy scorpion? She stings
with her wit. Later on I'll fuck her, she knows I'm legit.


 

offline Ead1528 from Bucks County, PA (United States) on 2008-06-21 14:50 [#02217241]
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Horses, I guess


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-06-21 15:02 [#02217242]
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Some insects.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-06-21 15:06 [#02217243]
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sexy crab

This fish is stuck in the early 90s, but he's
still lookin good.



 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-06-21 15:35 [#02217247]
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Pose for me baby. You too.

So emo.

Kinda cute.

You're invited but your friend can't come.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-06-21 15:38 [#02217248]
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the entire cat family

i'd hit that


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2008-06-21 16:01 [#02217251]
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I'm quite liking the mashup ugly tiger. Malformed animals
are a turn on for me and i know i'm not the only one


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-06-21 16:34 [#02217273]
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Little yellow spider laughing at the snow
Well maybe that spider knows something that I don't know
Cuz I'm goddamn cold

Little white monkey staring at the sand
Maybe that monkey figured out something I couldn't
understand
Who knows

Well I came upon a dancing crab and I stopped to watch it
shake, I said,
'Dance for me just one more time before ya hibernate,
and ya come out a crab cake'

And hey there little snapping turtle, snapping at a shell
Oh there's mysteries inside I know
But what they are I just can't tell for sure

And hey there little baby crow, you're looking kind of mean
I think I oughta split before ya start letting off your
steam
For sure

And hey there little sexy pig, you mated with a man
And now you've got a little kid
With hooves instead of hands

And oh all of the animals, all of the animals

And hey there little mockingbird, they sing about you in
songs
'Oh where ya been? Have ya broke a wing?'
I haven't heard ya in so long

And hey there little albatross, swimming in the air
'Aw, come on you know I can't fly and I
Think we really oughta play fair'

And hey there mister happy squid, you move so
psychedelically
You hypnotize with your magic dance all the animals in the
sea
For sure

And oh all of the animals, all the animals

And hey there Mr. Morning Sun, what kind of creature are
you
I can't stare, but I know you're there
Goddamn, how I wish I knew

And hey there Mrs. Lovely Moon, you're lonely and you're
blue
It's kind of strange the way you change
But then again we all do, too.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2008-06-22 01:16 [#02217362]
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panthers look cool - but all cats are "pleasant to the eye"


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2008-06-22 04:27 [#02217372]
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Closer to hogs


 

offline noseburger on 2008-06-22 04:38 [#02217375]
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gtfo furfags


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2008-06-22 12:39 [#02217421]
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I saw that fish in a tank at dublin airport.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-22 13:22 [#02217437]
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Star nosed moles!


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-06-23 18:16 [#02217706]
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Hog nosed skunks!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-06-23 19:56 [#02217716]
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mira calix


 


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