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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 14:42 [#02216744]
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I have to go poop a little bit. Should I:
A) Go poop right now.
B) Wait a little bit longer.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 14:43 [#02216745]
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B
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sixtyten
on 2008-06-18 14:43 [#02216747]
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B
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noseburger
on 2008-06-18 14:44 [#02216748]
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B!
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Ima Fag
from the dirt farms (Bangladesh) on 2008-06-18 14:45 [#02216749]
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turn to page 51
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 14:46 [#02216753]
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B it is!
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PS
on 2008-06-18 14:46 [#02216754]
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I'd like for you to go poop, now. BM
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2008-06-18 14:49 [#02216755]
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Hey, tell me what option C is. I know there's one. I know you wouldn't give us just two, you wizard, you.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 14:51 [#02216756]
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Well this is my life here, so there's not really a lot of interesting options.
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PS
on 2008-06-18 14:52 [#02216757]
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"C" is kill yourself
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2008-06-18 14:53 [#02216759]
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Okay, lets go with A.
Hey, w M, can you do both A and B at the same time?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 14:57 [#02216765]
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Yes, I could do half a poop now and the rest later I suppose.
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2008-06-18 14:58 [#02216766]
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if time permits, i wait until the last possible second (squirming like a little bitch) until i have to go . this generally verifies that i will only be on the pot for 20-30seconds.
...unless i'm at work
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 14:59 [#02216767]
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Plus it's incredibly satisfying.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-18 15:00 [#02216768]
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Sorry, but I have to choose B now. This is simply because waiting longer to see if A wins the vote will in fact be waiting a little bit longer, and thus be B by default.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2008-06-19 10:47 [#02216854]
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always vote b
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2008-06-19 10:48 [#02216855]
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW MWMWMiannoll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-06-19 12:05 [#02216875]
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wuzup virgin-man-pusher
Also the deed of this topic has been done. This particular story is complete, not a happy ending, not a sad ending, but a new beginning with many more excellent adventures and poops to come in the future! In fact I've already made another one that proudly measured type 3 on the bristol stool chart. I am so prolific.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2008-06-19 12:44 [#02216882]
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It depends. Sometimes I wait too long because I can't be bothered and then I get constipated. That's annoying.
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2008-06-24 09:32 [#02217874]
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i haven't had a satisfying poopie in far too long.
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2008-06-24 10:21 [#02217885]
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the poop that wasn't there
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lucio81
from Italy on 2008-06-24 14:39 [#02217918]
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B
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lucio81
from Italy on 2008-06-24 14:40 [#02217919]
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just following the crowd
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