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last week my toilet got fucked up and stopped working. id been having to put water down the shute to be able to use it via some big bowls of water. my mate's nephew is a plumber. i asked him last monday to come and sort it out (thought id be doing my friend a favour by keeping it in the family etc). last monday he comes round, takes the old part and the money and says it will be 24 hours. several calls to his mobile over the last week have resulted in nothing. tonight i just so happened to know where he lives and pissed in his letterbox. stupid fucking bastard twat i win. |
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:D |
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Is your toilet still broken? |
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You're my kinda guy! |
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yes |
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hahahahahahhaha well done btw, what if it happened smth to him, did you ask you mate |
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Nietzsche probably wouldn't approve. If he could see what the world has come to..... |
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thats hardly winning, man. get your moneys worth. rub shit all over his front door or kill his cat. THATS revenge. Pussy. |
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I fucking approve of this action. Fucking plumbers, fucking family-member plumbers.. .do you know nothing? They work with turds yet give it "all that", fuck em. |
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British plumber? Aren't they all out of market yet? |
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if he was polish id be shitting for fun tonight |
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Not if he was your friend's relative, you wouldn't!! Security corrupts! Vote Republican! |
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its ok bjork is in england at the moment. feel free to lob a grenade into the nearest volcano. |
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I'll be content with flushing a firecracker. I think I need to get some Polish electrician to fix my washing machine. Apparently my predecessor in the company didn't keep the receipt thus creating an annoying challenge for my lethargy. |
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Nice one! |
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Toilets are easy to fix, I fixed my toilet myself and I am hopeless at anything like that. Good work for the pee pee postie hole action, though! |
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No working toilet... Reminds of a time not too long ago. |
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Oh God, I'd forgotten about that. |
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i wonder if you pissed on his rug? |
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this act gets my thumbs up |
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Hahahaha, not me! It's a defining moment of your life when you have to wait for sainsburys to open so you have a dump. : ) |
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this act gets my dick up well done, earthhorsey. |
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revenge is a liquid best pissed warm |
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he's MY kinda guy! revenge feels good. |
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lame shit and "if he was polish id be shitting for fun tonight", what? |
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I assume he means that if it was a Polish plumber the job would've been done and Earthleakage would now be having a celebratory poo in honour of the sterling work carried out on his throne, even if he didn't feel he really had to go at that precise moment. I could be wrong, it is an ambiguous statement at best. |
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