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A minute ago I went downstairs for food. House is empty but the fucking door is open!! I don't know why. I've locked everythng now but I'm feeling twitchy. Michael Myers could be downstairs licking my cats arse in some wierd pre killing ritual right now!! If he came into the room what should I do!? I need you to help!!!!!!!! |
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Just heard some funny gurglin sound outside.....! |
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oooh shit, call fucking 911. it may not be anything, but you can never be too careful. |
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the police are shit! And you know they'll come in and get slashed to ribbons by the nutter with a blunt corkscrew. I need advice!!!!! |
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KNIFE THE NEXT THING THAT MOVES! |
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This is your time to be a man. Take a kitchen knife and stab into the darkness right after the killer bursts into your room jsut to learn that it was your mother who came with a surprising visit. |
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With a cake |
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it's quiet..........too quiet............ I would stab but the knives are downstairs. He has them now! |
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Still warm |
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Now all bloody... |
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It aint momma downstairs.......... |
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baseball bat! or better yet, remove all the door knobs in the upstairs and put them in a pillow case, then whack him over the head with it. nothing leaves a welt like a sack full of knobs. |
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Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERS A FUCKIN CAT YELLING IN THE GARDEN........HONESTLY!!!!My cat's here but he could be skinning the next doors cat. |
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It's zombies. YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALL ZOMBIES!!! STAY UPSSTAIRS AND FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF YOUR STAIRS!!! |
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But he could be right outside th door. Listening. I have no bat no door nobs just a really flimsy laptop |
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I'll douse them in petrol. then when I hear him ascend the first step i'll light it. Thankyou! |
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plus that would take a while... he needs something RIGHT NOW! |
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that wont work - he'll be able to run up the stairs before theyre fully ignited, thus TRAPPING HIM UPSTAIRS WITH YOU!!!! |
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Stop typing, that's for sure. |
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the cat stopped a while ago! But i'm waiting for it to turn up in the toilet or something. I'm getting fully scared now |
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well thats why i said get rid of the stairs...duh. |
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What if he's not flamable |
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I'm gonna go downstairs. If I don't post back in 5 minutes call the police and say AMPI MAX IS DEAD!!!! |
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"if you are flammable and have legs, you cannot block a fire exit. unless you are a table." |
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im back. I have a knife. Everythings pretty dark downstairs and outside is pitch. I've turned everything off so I can hear! stay with me! |
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I'd just creep right up to the guy, but I'm nimble as a european lynx. |
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as a FUCKING european lynx! |
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Me and my sister have this running joke about a man that lives in this fucked hole in our garden hedge (leads to wierd junk and old porn). He's called arthur and comes to eat the cats food (for a while it kept disappearing before the cats ate it!!!). My worst nightmare would be him at the cat flap with filed teeth and a voice like the elephant man calling my name. 'i only sswant to be your ssfriend al!' |
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You can't do that!! Arthur is fast and he dosn't die unless you bite out his eyes!!! He also has REALLY long thin arms |
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An endangered species with a hefty 2500 points! CELEBRATE!!! |
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He has small black eyes like a shark and is skeletal and thin. He dosn;t wear anything except a bumbag filled with the teeth of the children he's killed. Has anyone seen Creep... looks like him |
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2501!! |
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Yeah, only because nobody noticed... |
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The phones ringing but it's downstairs......I'll leave it, it's a trick. |
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People call you at 2:15 in the morning? |
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Yeah it has to be a fucking trick!!! That's a really good fucking point |
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Just did 1471. It's my mate. He was supposed to come an hour ago so I thought it was him fucking around with the door. Should I phone him back, what if it's like nightmare on elmstreet and I get an ear full of freddy tongue!! |
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He said he ain't coming. I was really hoping I'd have someone here to help me come up with a 'homealone' style trap for arthur. Plus I'm low on weed. I'm scared and unstoned. |
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being stoned alone can be awful - uber paranoia |
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It's all good now.....hopefully. I have the cat so I don't have to go back downstairs to save her a la Alien. I have the phone. I still got the tiniest scrap of bud. I have a knife and an acoustic guitar to pan whoever comes up here into pulp. I wont do it like the films where they knock the killer down then go to check the kids are alright. I will keep hitting until I KNOW it's bleeding too much to move. |
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Well I am actually stoned enough to have started an uber para thread. But i really need more to take the edge off. Y' got any? |
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Fuck!!! I still don't get why the fucking door was open. I live in a HARSH area and no ones stupid enough to do that except me. I dont know if I locked it but I'm sure I fucking closed it. It didn't open by itself. At least the screaming cat stopped, havn't heard anymore noises. *gulp* |
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what if your cat is now possessed like in evil dead how people ot possessed? |
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shit man. could happen. she looks...different |
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Nah. My cats fine cos she gives me a stroppy look whenevr I make my hand look like a spider. That's how I know she's on the level |
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holden caulfield is around here somewhere, yeah ;) |
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i just scared my roommate by ripping a fart in the hallway lol |
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actually cos im alone a fart in the hallway would be really wrong! a fart followed by a creepy giggle |
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Make 'accidental' sounds like fake hammer a fake picture on the wall. Actually just turn on the shower without actually going in it, especially if you have a shower curtain, because killers just LOVE shower killing scenes. Maybe that only works if you're a sexy bitch. |
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yeah!!leave shower on. Killer can't help himself. I jump out from the cupboard and floor him with a vase. I then press every shard of smashed porcelain into his eyes and he stops moving.....but later on while I'm chillin he gets up and is just laughing with a face full of vase. He writes 'your turn now' on the mirror in toothpaste before he hides SOMEWHERE IN THE HOUSE!!! It's a terrible idea! |
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