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Fuck!! another bump sound outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least it's not outside my room |
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you cant fool me you are the killer you killed AMPI MAX. |
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Glasse!! You'll help me!!!! Save me |
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lol! |
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Think of everything I've done for you |
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faht. lol. |
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stop your fahting and help. I could be killed and mailed to your doorstep in pieces |
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you have to drop some phat beats so he will dance out into the open |
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This is very important: how many times have you been completely startled by something your falsely thought to be the killer? Like slowly, slowly reach for a doorknob then SWING IT OPEN, OH NO!- "oh... it's just you mittens", then pick up mittens, your cat, and it starts purring and the suspense stops. If this hasn't happened at least TWICE then you still have a ways to go before your life is in any true danger. |
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ok ok ok...let's see.... ummmmm, go to the kitchen, drink a lot, and pass out. killers take no pleasure in people who won't feel the killing. |
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BUT THE DOOR!!! I DIDN'T DO IT |
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But the drink is downstairs. That's how he's got me, he knows I have to go down stairs for something then BAM. He's tearing me open with a garden trowel |
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mittens is in on the trap the killer is smarter than that. it will only be mittens the first time. |
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Exactly! |
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how about set off a bug bomb in the house then leave for a few hours. Nah, I'd rather a human die than some poor innocent bugs. |
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Gotta knuckle up son. Homeboy goes for your legs, knee 'em in the jaw. One. Two. Crack, crack! Left and right hook to the dome. He'll be out. |
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My cats name is satan. I'm not joking. When I got her I was doing a bit of a goth thing. I thought 'that would be so cool and ironic cos she's white n fluffy, I am totally cool!" Now I regret it every day. |
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Yeah but what if he's like the liquid metal man and can just fold around my knees. I am stoned enough to consider the possibility of a GHOST or something else really strange....like liquid metal man |
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What would scarface do? Do you have several thousand dollars worth of cocaine you can spread out on the table? do you own any guns? |
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I have no bug bomb.....but i could start a massive fire....yess... |
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He's crazy! >:D |
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I have lots of old talkum powder in the bathroom *ssssssssssniffff* Say ello to my lil friend. |
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why dont you just sit Indian style in your kitchen with your cat satan on your shoulders and masturbate intensly saying repeatedly, Reverberation |
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It would be crazy not to consider the possibility. |
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I could but my willy hurts |
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roachin' up the LAST SPLIFF. then the para gets really bad!!! |
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that will come in handy if he does anything to your ass |
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i am smoked but i have to watch the bachelor london and it is bogus |
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Glasse. I sniffed something. What now. No guns. All I have is a knife i took from downstairs and an acoustic guitar. My mate won't mind that much if i use it to floor a maniac. I've always wanted to smash it really |
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I have an idea, just create events that would be terrible in a horror movie. You could try comedy but then your situation might end up a comedy-horror hybrid like army of darkness. Or just make everything around you rated G so no horror CAN happen. Say 'gosh darn it' instead of cursing, make anyone around is fully clothed and politically correct. Then again if you're in a horror movie there's almost definately a big tittied bitch nearby somewhere. Just go along with it and make out with her until you die. |
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do you own macguiver and rambo on dvd? you need to use them as training videos. and home alone. |
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I'll surf the guitar down the stairs and jump onto the bad guys neck. Stab stab stab!! Die you cock-a-roach!! |
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Yeah! The killer will be bound by the law of th PG certificate. All he can do is shake a fist at me |
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I have A team dvds. That's perfect |
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you have to complete the training |
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If I was trapped in a warehouse with a flamey-welder-thing to help me build a mega death truck to squash the baddy i;d do that. But all i got is sticky tape and a wheetos box. I also have straws |
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fucking noises downstairs!!!! |
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I am actually gonna have a quick check on downstairs. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. |
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Will you really? |
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yES!!!i'M BACK AND i FOUND DRINK |
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Downstairs is dark. My cats not in my room anymore. Did she leave when I went downstairs, or was she never really here? |
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fucking noises downstairs? what the bad guy started raping your cats? |
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hello? OMG he's.... |
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Oh no! The cat is pregnant and will have some kind of hideous cat mutant child! That really should be a film. |
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you can get arrested for that. |
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just make sure the cat doesn't try and impregnate you. |
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