 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 (nobody)...and 152 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614069 Today 13 Topics 127541 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
This is a very strong message that God hates Christian Rock and the production of this genre of music should stop before anyone else gets hurt. I think that they should stick to singing and clapping. It would be safer for everyone. Join me in my crusade to eradicate the music for God that he really doesn't like. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Remember when Ned Flanders bought that Chris Rock ticket? How funny that was. I remember his face afterwards, all yellow and shocked. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i think he hates everyone. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
but thats healthy, keeps us on our toes. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
God's a complicated guy. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i wonder why women arnt saying ..."gods a woman". or jesus was a girl. its all a bit sexywexest isnt it.! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"A schoolmate, Brett Utas, saw her and carried her out of the hole. He laid her on a bench in front of the church. She began shaking and drifting in and out of consciousness." It's interesting how the entire story is like a metaphor for some kind of religious experience... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
All "God" does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
That is the angle they are taking. I kid you |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
the people who wrote it were men. but i'm sure somewhere out there...there exists a feminist edition of The Bible in which they replace 'He' with 'She'. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
amazing |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Hahaha! Just goes to show how overwhelmingly difficult it is to influence someone's main world view. Most of what happens will only be interpreted as coherent with it anyway... ""I was like, 'I'm going to die, I'm going to die,' she said. "But then God told me, he's like, 'No Bethany, you gotta get up and you gotta get out of there'."" I wonder how the actual experience presented itself to her... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Is god's penis made of solid gold? Maybe its always 100% erect. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
We are god's own personal xtube. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Mr. Douglas showed the congregation photos of their church floor on a projector. "Angels must be holding that up," he said while pointing at a pew teetering over the hole that could have hurt more people if it had fallen. what, God didn't have enough to do the whole freakin' floor? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
There have been so many heathen deaths as of late that angel recruitment is down by 37,6%. Sure, he could try recruiting from limbo, but he's worried that the other angels may bully them because they look funny. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
