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Ah, school, the place of 'learning' where 99% of the assigned reading material is fiction. Did you ever have to make one of these shit eating poems?: I AM--MODEL FIRST STANZA I am (two special characteristics you have) I wonder (something you are actually curious about) I hear (an imaginary sound) I see (an imaginary sight) I want (an actual desire) I am (the first line of the poem repeated) SECOND STANZA I pretend (something you actually pretend to do) I feel (a feeling about something imaginary) I touch (an imaginary touch) I worry (something that really bothers you) I cry (something that makes you very sad) I am (the first line of the poem repeated) THIRD STANZA I understand (something you know is true) I say (something you believe in) I dream (something you actually dream about) I try (something you really make an effort about) I hope (something you actually hope for) I am (the first line of the poem repeated) |
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Beautiful, beautiful!: I AM I am a nutty guy who likes dolphins. I wonder what I, and the world, will be like in the year 2000. I hear silence pulsing in the middle of the night. I see a dolphin flying up to the sky. I want the adventure of life before it passes me by. I am a nutty guy who likes dolphins. I pretend that I'm the ruler of the world. I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders. I touch the sky, the stars, the moon, and all the planets as representatives of mankind. I worry about the devastation of a nuclear holocaust. I cry for all the death and poverty in the world I am a nutty guy who likes dolphins. I understand the frustration of mot being able to do something easily. I say that we are all equal. I dream of traveling to other points on the earth. I try to reach out to poor and starving children. I hope that mankind will be at peace and not die out. I am a nutty guy who likes dolphins. |
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hahathat shit was dumb |
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respec, i kno what your going thourh |
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please tell me that was actually written when you were at school..... you crazy, angst-ridden youth :) |
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i hope you got cained!! |
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WOAH, I ALMOST DID MY OWN... |
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My tits need a good juicing. |
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I wonder, you Stevie. Said the siamese twin double act who decided to form a Stevie Wonder tribute act. |
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I want to travel back in time and eat the fetus version of myself. |
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That would do us no good. |
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How would you prepare such a culinary delight? Fried with a little garlic? Or poached? |
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I'd just eat it raw, but topped with a little dollop of pig puke. |
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You should have told me you were from london, Ive just been visiting. When Im there next how about some booze in a pub assuming your old enough to drink. |
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I like to drink saw dust. By that I don't mean finely ground wood, but literally dust that has settled and accumulated on saws. Later we could go dig up a couple of corpses to have sex with, from the pet cemetery of course. If we can't find any and we have to use one of our own bodies, *I* get to be the corpse. I just hope you are attracted to dead possums, but I might only be playing dead. |
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theres no doubt you talking about me. |
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