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Anyone fancy a bit of cold blooded murder. I'm out to kill Gareth and Wiil and all those complicit in this inane nonsense. There's a woman in my office who still wets herself every time Will comes on the radio. We're fucked. |
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I laugh hard when gareth comes on the r-r-r-r-r-r-r stereo. |
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Got some similar women here...she was waltzing around with the CD single the other day as if she were Hipper than a real hip thing... She's about 45...and it's frankly a bit sad to see senility hit so hard, so young... |
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Oh dear. |
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I do enjoy watching HearSay on ITV2 as their career heads towards the end... Kinda Happy & Sad at the same time...it feels slightly sadistic to watch... |
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Well, they will be gone in a few months time as the novelty wears off. Just look at hear'say. |
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Gareth and Will? What is that? |
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I went to college with Noel. I never knew he was there though. I did meet him when I was about 11 or 12 as he was a mate of a mate. He was soo annoying - a total prick. |
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The Funkmaster: count yourself lucky you don't know. If you lived here you'd fucking well know. |
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a pop group or something? Tell me, you've sparked my curiosity... |
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You, jonesy, are our connection with the stars...I remember the other thread about famous people and you were like a minor celebrity magnet... I guess its from all that hanging about on street corners and the like, yeah?...;) |
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Yeah, They are 2 male singers who have won this Plop Idol TV program and have now released singles (which have set new records for sales...sadly)... Hearsay are the band who won the POPSTARS things previously...they aren't doing very well now; someone left, 2nd album totally dire with 0 sales... |
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The only funny thing was a) The Fat Bloke (who they wouldn't let win, coz he was fat) and b) This personality defect called Darius..totally devoid of shame or talent...obviously a big hit with the other vapurours gases that entered the compo.... It's fun watching people dreams get fucked by hammers!!....thats about the only value in the whole thing... |
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I found out another connection to the stars. I was winding my girlfriend up about the fact that I spoke to Tony Benn on the phone and she tried to counter my magnificent claims with the fact that in school she spoke to Terry Waite about a week after he was released. It was for a school project. I'd have taunted him myself. |
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Here, here. The only pleasure to be gained from such trite is seeing people's dreams shattered. |
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as if there wasn't enough manufacture pop in this country. I saw a woman in hmv the other day picking up the gareth gates single as if it was the only single in the world, its quite pathetic really. I bet she wouldnt even know who david bowie was if i asked her. |
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I'd have locked him in a cupboard, chained to a radiator...but I bet he's got that setup at home anyway... Where is he now BTW?....suprised they didn't drop him on afghanistan... |
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"It's fun watching people dreams get fucked by hammers!!...." So good I'm posting twice...I like the mental images it gives me... |
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have a bit of fucking respect you cunts-the boys have done good and there talented-they've got great voices, and a great future in front of them. |
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Fuck knows. He was a bit of a Christian nutter I think. Apparently he pissed off the others no end with his ramblings about God. There have been flyposters up advertising the G-G--G-G-G-Gareth Gates single with the invitation to be a part of pop history. FUCK! People lap it up too which is even more nauseating. |
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Jand: me too. |
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I watched it once when i was very stoned. Laughed so much i hyperventilated and fell off my chair. |
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haha! i find stars in your eyes is best when youre kanned...i just want one of them to say- 'tonight mathew, im going to be mathew kelly' i fucking DREAM of that moment.. |
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Apparently Matthew Kelly was a socialist in his youth, selling newspapers on streets. |
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Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a revolutionary Marxist |
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I've wanted to see some old, fat, 45 year old bloke say, "tonight mathew, im going to be, Jenifer Lopez" |
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what, before he started taking the piss out of the public on 'game for a laugh'? what a two faced cunt. |
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Yes KEN... That would be beyond cool... I'll always remember the liner notes to that first HalfMan-HalfBuicuit LP... "Mathew Kelly: Housewives favourite, should have been a racehorse...".. |
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tonight matthew im going to be drunk. |
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I wonder what the Non-Ukers are making of this thread... |
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Tonigh Matthew, I'm gonna get medieval on y'arse... |
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Mr beadle is a prime, prime twat. I have this picture because he is such an evil man. |
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tonight matthew im going to get you. |
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Tonight Matthew i'm going to have a wank on the stage. |
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I love watching beadles deformed hand... It creeps me out when he touchs people with it.... Did anyone read the thing about Billy Childish in The Observer yesterday?...going on about how, when he was 17, he was working as a Stone Mason, decided he didn't want to work ever so bashed his hand in with a hammer... These wacky artists!!... p.s. check his work out BTW if you get a chance...very very interesting...jonesy, you'd love his take on life & art, I know... |
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"tonight matthem im going to push your patronising eyeballs out of your skull with this garlic crusher". |
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I've never heard of him. What does he do? I'll check some search engines. |
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Tonight Matthew, I'm gonna piss on your grave.... No more from me...I'm going home...(yes, I have got one...).. |
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We used to call a teacher in school Beadle cos she had a lil hand. We used to half cover our hands with our sleeves as an imitation the sick cunts that we were. |
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I'm going home too. Tonight Matthew I'm going to fuck yo mam while you pa wathces. |
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jonesy - difficult to explain...He paints, does poetry, books etc...and releases records... He's like the most uncommercial artist there could ever be....real smooth...Should be some stuff on the web about him...all his stuff is about failure and loss, being a bit shit at things etc... He went out with Tracey Emin for a few years...but they have had a total falling out and she's disowned him...His is one of the name (writ very large) on the infamous Tent piece... |
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kids are the sickest, twisted things on this earth... especially british ones...I know..I had to go to school with a load of the fuckers... |
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See y'all tomorrow. Yes, we are sicker than thou. |
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