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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 08:32 [#02188514]
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Got any?


 

offline cronenburger from Ireland on 2008-03-27 08:35 [#02188515]
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fuck off


 

offline Sano on 2008-03-27 08:37 [#02188516]
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Why the long face?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 08:38 [#02188517]
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Classic.


 

offline Sano on 2008-03-27 08:43 [#02188520]
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I put effort.


 

offline avart from nomo' on 2008-03-27 09:18 [#02188527]
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quaristice


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-27 09:56 [#02188536]
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Dirty little cum-guzzler


 

offline thatne from United States on 2008-03-27 10:14 [#02188538]
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mexican stinky balls


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 10:51 [#02188544]
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laughable butane bob


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-03-27 11:26 [#02188554]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which
Joni complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking
lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic
congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which
Joni singularly fails to point out, because it doesn't quite
fit with her blinkered view of the world.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 11:27 [#02188556]
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Hahahahaha


 

offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2008-03-27 11:34 [#02188558]
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you look like swift james.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-27 12:00 [#02188562]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



lets say i just insult you by ignoring this thread


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 12:14 [#02188579]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to goDel: #02188562



Did it work out?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-27 12:14 [#02188580]
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depends. were you insulted?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 12:16 [#02188581]
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No nearly as much as you would have hoped for. I did maybe,
sense a solitary tear roll down my soft, pale cheek though.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-27 12:25 [#02188584]
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funny i always thought that was endearing....


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-03-27 12:29 [#02188586]
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you make it sound really disgusting


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 12:34 [#02188589]
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That's what I aim for.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-03-27 16:22 [#02188693]
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jenkem is better then you


 

offline Advocate on 2008-03-27 16:41 [#02188696]
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i am rubber, you are glue


 

offline staz on 2008-03-27 16:42 [#02188697]
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this thread


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 17:07 [#02188708]
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Where is Grinning Ape?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-03-27 17:27 [#02188717]
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'blanket insults' don't work you fucking idiot, your idiocy
doesn't just beggar belief it bugger it.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-03-27 17:28 [#02188718]
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'but bugger it.'


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 17:28 [#02188719]
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I would love to hear you say "America" in your gruffest
voice possible. Something along the lines of, "Amuuurikuh".



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-03-27 17:32 [#02188720]
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I'd love to see less of your face that looks like Paul Simon
crossed with the outermost reaches of madness.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 17:34 [#02188721]
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That was less of an insult and more of a jolly laugh.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2008-03-27 17:42 [#02188722]
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I'm not trying to insult you. I just picture you sitting
with your guitar, moping and blinking. Frowning at words of
more than one letter, even frowning at noises that sound
like they might be words, like a creaking door.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-27 17:44 [#02188723]
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:]


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-27 18:25 [#02188736]
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w M w


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2008-03-27 18:43 [#02188738]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #02188584



Dirty little cum-guzzler.


 

offline hexane on 2008-03-27 18:52 [#02188741]
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ah fuck change yer avi dood, srsly..feels like im getting
aids just from glancing at it briefly


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-03-27 19:17 [#02188746]
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<3


 

offline hexane on 2008-03-28 10:13 [#02188884]
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Wait I'm not done with you yet, nonono..

Sit down and give your mind a rest. Just the mere fact that
the overwhelming power of male sex drive alone was enough to
bring you into existence disgusts me in great dimensions.
I've tried very hard to see things from your point of view,
but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my own
arsehole like you can. The best thing that can happen to you
might involve an incubator, tinted windows, and being
confronted by all the dope fiends. If there was a problem yo
I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it**
**plays swift_jams_-_drtbeats.mp3 (old fav)


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-28 12:14 [#02188925]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



OH snap, do you still have that mp3, nigga?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2008-03-28 12:19 [#02188927]
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Can you at least make the effort to read and understand what
I said instead of presenting ridiculous commentary which is
meant to distract others from the fact that you are making
comments which bear no relation to the discussion.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2008-03-28 12:27 [#02188928]
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Wankshot was the best of 2005 . There was even a
wankshot apreciation thread that year after Joyrex famous
lash out on Phobiazero. But the fact is he used it here as
early as 2003 when he lashed out on REPHLEX but nobody
picked up on it then , the world was not ready...



 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2008-03-28 12:34 [#02188930]
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some things are best-left unejaculate.


 

offline isosceles_cat from Toronto (Canada) on 2008-03-28 12:40 [#02188931]
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How appropriate; you fight like a cow.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-03-28 12:53 [#02188933]
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your processor is a 486sx and bill gates is your dad


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-03-28 13:26 [#02188944]
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"You fight like a dairy farmer."


 

offline hexane on 2008-03-28 13:31 [#02188948]
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I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-28 14:23 [#02188981]
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Allow me to show you some people who care.

-leads you to an empty room-


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2008-03-28 15:02 [#02188991]
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your mum heard Quaristice first....from a gl0tch leak


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2008-03-28 16:19 [#02189008]
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"Awwww shi-...... !"


 


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