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WORK OF THE DEVIL
 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-13 09:20 [#00009458]



ACCORDING TO REVERAND GOODBOLLOCK,DANCE MUSIC IS THE VERY
CREATION OF SATAN,SUPPOSEDLEY THE REPETETIVE BEATS AND
HIDDEN MESSAGES ARE ENOUGH TO SUMMON THE HORNED KING, IF YOU
PLAY LINDOW WICKER AT 1200 MIDNIGHT, WEARING NOTHING APART
FROM THE DEMONIC SPEEDO SWIM CAP AND VERRUCA SOCKS AND STARE
WILDLY INTO THE MIRROR, YOU SHALL SEE
EVIL...........EEEEEEEEEVILLL LAST TIME THE VISIONS CAME AND
I WOKE UP TO FIND HUNGRY HOBOS FEEDING ON MY VERY SOUL,


 

Mr. Hour from Badnew on 2001-06-13 09:22 [#00009459]



REALLY???!?! RRREEEAALLLLLLLYY!!


 

rubbish john on 2001-06-13 09:32 [#00009461]



"evil" 'aint all that bad. it's a word that basically
describes anything that is opposed to God. it was used first
to describe the Devil, and apparently, the Devil weren't all
that bad either. the Devil and God were the best of mates
once, and then they had a big-arse fight, and God chucked
the Devil out of heaven. "fuck off you cunt!" said God.



 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-13 16:41 [#00009493]



rubbish john are you a religious gimbett are you the r.e.
king do you where a sort of dressy robe type thang or are
you satan himself?????? (answer that)


 

Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-06-13 17:12 [#00009495]



Rubbish John :) thats a common misconseption, Satan left of
his own free will, because "Gods a dick" or so he said at
the time :)


 

po{e} from the uk on 2001-06-13 19:26 [#00009510]



i thought that was reserved for bands like mettalica...if
you play them backwards it says satan crap...so i heard


 

hevquip from a foxes wooden leg on 2001-06-13 20:47 [#00009517]



satan left on his own freewill? shut up you zealot. god is
to blame because he kicked the devil out. it is lucifers
fault though that he misused the power he was given from
what i've heard. guess god shouldn't have gone on vacation
that time around.


 

Japes from London on 2001-06-13 23:40 [#00009536]



This is the single most ammusing topic on this site.

...

Yes. Word.


 

TekN010G from Australia on 2001-06-14 01:48 [#00009543]



All of the gods lived happy,.. and then god created the
universe,.. and men to pick on and kill for his own
amusment,.. the devil (originally named charlsey) tried to
reveal this to the people,.. but god had already been
working on giving the devil a bad name,... and when he got
to earth and tried to tell the people what had been done,..
he could talk past the screaming voices yelling EVIL EVIL
EVIL!!!!!! then a fellow nigger said (in the appropriate
slang) HEEE IS D' EVIL MAN,.. KIL D' EVIL MAN,..

And some people got confused (about the uzi packin' homie
and all) and called him the devil

DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL

now,.. only me and my cult of followers know about this,..
there are some people that want us stopped,.. but they'll
never stop me from telling the truth,... I know all of this
because the devil himself told me,.. and he said that if I
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
release him that he'll let me rule the world,...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 

perry como on 2001-06-14 01:54 [#00009544]



that reads pretty funny if you use the voice of Don knotts


 

|REFLEX| from Western Canada on 2001-06-14 05:35 [#00009557]



Supposedly if you played one specific NIN song backwards at
a certain speed you could hear what religion he was.


 

evolume from seattle washington usa on 2001-06-14 05:42 [#00009563]



i like to eat cake.


 

Ross from Can. on 2001-06-14 05:46 [#00009568]



on the second piece on godspeed you black emperor's newest
double cd (1st disc) there is a spooky evangelic nut that
sounds akin to woody allen preaching in the track at one
point, you'd have to hear it..but it's very apocalyptic and
frightening


 

rubbish john on 2001-06-14 10:24 [#00009603]



nah. i 'aint satan. you see, i don't like stilton, and
satan, he loves a bit of stilton.


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-14 12:42 [#00009621]



stilton indeed wheres your proof lets tie rubbish john to a
17th century type ducking stool and see if he smiles at the
sight of the infamous cheese if so dunk the evil mutha
fugger


 

rubbish john on 2001-06-14 12:54 [#00009624]



dingle berry - please believe me. i 'aint the devil. if i
was, i would have already got evil on your ass for what you
just said.


 

hexane from Melb on 2001-06-15 07:10 [#00009774]



haha. in a song i wrote i used this sample of a guy raving
about how 'rock'n roll' is the work of satan and the like.
funny thing is, it was a message made in the 70's. i'd laugh
for 2.3664 seconds if he was still alive today

by the way, apparently...oh hell, i know so...if you play
the pokemon theme song backwards it says "hail satan, hail
satan" hahaha


 


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