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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-13 09:20 [#00009458] | |||||||||
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ACCORDING TO REVERAND GOODBOLLOCK,DANCE MUSIC IS THE VERY CREATION OF SATAN,SUPPOSEDLEY THE REPETETIVE BEATS AND HIDDEN MESSAGES ARE ENOUGH TO SUMMON THE HORNED KING, IF YOU PLAY LINDOW WICKER AT 1200 MIDNIGHT, WEARING NOTHING APART FROM THE DEMONIC SPEEDO SWIM CAP AND VERRUCA SOCKS AND STARE WILDLY INTO THE MIRROR, YOU SHALL SEE EVIL...........EEEEEEEEEVILLL LAST TIME THE VISIONS CAME AND I WOKE UP TO FIND HUNGRY HOBOS FEEDING ON MY VERY SOUL, |
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Mr. Hour from Badnew on 2001-06-13 09:22 [#00009459] | |||||||||
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REALLY???!?! RRREEEAALLLLLLLYY!! |
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rubbish john on 2001-06-13 09:32 [#00009461] | |||||||||
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"evil" 'aint all that bad. it's a word that basically describes anything that is opposed to God. it was used first to describe the Devil, and apparently, the Devil weren't all that bad either. the Devil and God were the best of mates once, and then they had a big-arse fight, and God chucked the Devil out of heaven. "fuck off you cunt!" said God. |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-13 16:41 [#00009493] | |||||||||
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rubbish john are you a religious gimbett are you the r.e. king do you where a sort of dressy robe type thang or are you satan himself?????? (answer that) |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-06-13 17:12 [#00009495] | |||||||||
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Rubbish John :) thats a common misconseption, Satan left of his own free will, because "Gods a dick" or so he said at the time :) |
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po{e} from the uk on 2001-06-13 19:26 [#00009510] | |||||||||
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i thought that was reserved for bands like mettalica...if you play them backwards it says satan crap...so i heard |
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hevquip from a foxes wooden leg on 2001-06-13 20:47 [#00009517] | |||||||||
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satan left on his own freewill? shut up you zealot. god is to blame because he kicked the devil out. it is lucifers fault though that he misused the power he was given from what i've heard. guess god shouldn't have gone on vacation that time around. |
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Japes from London on 2001-06-13 23:40 [#00009536] | |||||||||
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This is the single most ammusing topic on this site. ... Yes. Word. |
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TekN010G from Australia on 2001-06-14 01:48 [#00009543] | |||||||||
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All of the gods lived happy,.. and then god created the universe,.. and men to pick on and kill for his own amusment,.. the devil (originally named charlsey) tried to reveal this to the people,.. but god had already been working on giving the devil a bad name,... and when he got to earth and tried to tell the people what had been done,.. he could talk past the screaming voices yelling EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!! then a fellow nigger said (in the appropriate slang) HEEE IS D' EVIL MAN,.. KIL D' EVIL MAN,.. And some people got confused (about the uzi packin' homie and all) and called him the devil DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL now,.. only me and my cult of followers know about this,.. there are some people that want us stopped,.. but they'll never stop me from telling the truth,... I know all of this because the devil himself told me,.. and he said that if I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA release him that he'll let me rule the world,... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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perry como on 2001-06-14 01:54 [#00009544] | |||||||||
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that reads pretty funny if you use the voice of Don knotts |
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|REFLEX| from Western Canada on 2001-06-14 05:35 [#00009557] | |||||||||
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Supposedly if you played one specific NIN song backwards at a certain speed you could hear what religion he was. |
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evolume from seattle washington usa on 2001-06-14 05:42 [#00009563] | |||||||||
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i like to eat cake. |
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Ross from Can. on 2001-06-14 05:46 [#00009568] | |||||||||
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on the second piece on godspeed you black emperor's newest double cd (1st disc) there is a spooky evangelic nut that sounds akin to woody allen preaching in the track at one point, you'd have to hear it..but it's very apocalyptic and frightening |
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rubbish john on 2001-06-14 10:24 [#00009603] | |||||||||
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nah. i 'aint satan. you see, i don't like stilton, and satan, he loves a bit of stilton. |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-06-14 12:42 [#00009621] | |||||||||
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stilton indeed wheres your proof lets tie rubbish john to a 17th century type ducking stool and see if he smiles at the sight of the infamous cheese if so dunk the evil mutha fugger |
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rubbish john on 2001-06-14 12:54 [#00009624] | |||||||||
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dingle berry - please believe me. i 'aint the devil. if i was, i would have already got evil on your ass for what you just said. |
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hexane from Melb on 2001-06-15 07:10 [#00009774] | |||||||||
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haha. in a song i wrote i used this sample of a guy raving about how 'rock'n roll' is the work of satan and the like. funny thing is, it was a message made in the 70's. i'd laugh for 2.3664 seconds if he was still alive today by the way, apparently...oh hell, i know so...if you play the pokemon theme song backwards it says "hail satan, hail satan" hahaha |
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