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and the penis skin feels like the skin underneath your foot then it's time to reflect |
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get another pair of shoes |
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or another penis |
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something for the fungi |
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have you 'walked in on yourself'? |
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U needs ta deep yer ballz in Aloe vera and make tea and shampoo out of taht. |
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lol+ |
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my penis is DEFINITELY the most moisturized skin on my body |
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is this what tim is talking about in Spaced? |
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you should always use baby oil or leather gloves or both for best effects and that wonderful sensation... |
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Rubbing your dick is AWESOME |
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use brown shoe-polish instead. especially brown polish. it makes him think he's brown, if you know what i mean. |
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Hi humans. |
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my penis is tender from overuse |
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dig a hole in a can of spam...... = tinned love glove |
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It's a sin to touch your penis, and you know it. |
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You are lolsing your time on this messageboard. |
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rub-a-dub |
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I had an affair with a pack of honey ham once |
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mine has fallen off |
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mine glows in the dark |
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Mine kinda hurts from jerkin it so much The lady is recovering from foot surgery |
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Never had that problem. |
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I watched the last bbc sexy ratings doc I will ever watch; they are never really all that good. This one's on topic and has one or two laughable moments: |
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i had a wank in a north london mosque once....and i'm white and not even slightly religious beat that |
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'it's now 3 hours since his last wank and we notice his mood starts to change" what a wanker |
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the masturbation doc is actually pretty funny. |
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between the creepy rapist-lookig bald dude, the weepy gay and the smug doctor this could just about be the greatest doc of all time. is up anywhere else online? that site loads too slow for me. |
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haha, It was good. I crack up when the gay guy says "i need a wenk!" |
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tater mitts! |
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